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What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
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What’s the stinkiest planet? Poopiter.
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How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.
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What is the tallest building in the entire world? The library, because it has so many stories.
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What is the difference between a teacher and a train? One says, “Spit out your gum,” and the other says, “Choo choo choo!”
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Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
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What do you get when you mix a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a ghost? A cocker-poodle boo.
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What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!
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Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he had a great fall.
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How did the pig get to the hogspital? In a hambulance.
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Sonic the Hedgehog isn’t his full name.
In fact, Sega’s posterboy is actually named Ogilvie Maurice Hedgehog.
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A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
Because of a membrane that holds its tongue to the roof of its mouth, a crocodile can’t stick its tongue out of its elongated snout. However, alligators can.
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At any point in time, 0.7% of the world’s population is drunk.
As you are reading this, 50 million people are drunk! Check out other fun facts about alcohol!
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Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it’s over your head.
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Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing.
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What’s the best smelling insect? A deodor-ant.
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Why did the birthday boy wrap himself in paper? He wanted to live in the present.
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What’s a potato’s favorite form of transportation? The gravy train
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The name for the Pringles shape is a hyperbolic paraboloid.
The saddle shape of a Pringles chip is known in math as a hyperbolic paraboloid. Pringles were made in this shape because it allows the chips to be stacked easily and kept in place during packaging.
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Fast food giant McDonald’s serves 120 countries with about 37,855 restaurants worldwide – but you wouldn’t find a single McDonald’s joint in Antarctica. Not only does it have a McDonald’s-shaped void, but Antarctica is the only demilitarised continent worldwide. Instead, the entire continent is relegated for educational and scientific purposes
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A musician named Jim Sullivan mysteriously disappeared 6 years after recording an album called “U.F.O.“
The 1969 album featured strange lyrics about leaving his family and being abducted by aliens. Sullivan disappeared six years later with only his abandoned car found on a desert road in New Mexico as evidence.
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Ca-shew!
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope.
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What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller? Spot!
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Why did the woman go on the date with the mushroom? Because he was a fun-ghi.
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Why is it impossible to starve in the desert? Because of all the sand which is there!
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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? Fo drizzle.
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Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos.
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The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
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Which table fits in the fridge? VegeTABLE.
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What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet? A desserter.
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Are you a cheetah? No, you lion!
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Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies!
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Which bus never drove on any street? The globus.
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Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
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How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
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What do you call it when you walk into a cafe you’re sure you’ve been to before? Déjà brew.
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Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Hmmm.. yeah. And overindexes on empathy
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"Digging a hole to China" is possible if you start in Argentina.
One of the most intriguing fun facts about Argentina is that you could dig a hole to China from there. As a feat usually done by cartoon or comic book characters, traveling to China underground is possible in theory, but not so much in practice. Underground conditions such as heat, pressure, and lack of oxygen are just one of the few realities that keep this cartoonish concept just that – a concept for cartoons.
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A snail can sleep for three years.
Aside from their shocking number of teeth, these small critters have some more astonishing tricks up their sleeve. Nap time for a snail can last from a few hours up to 3 years.
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You can’t move or touch William Shakespeare’s bones.
William Shakespeare’s legacy doesn’t stop at his plays and how many words he created – but even in the afterlife, he leaves a lasting display of his wit. Buried in 1616, the playwright was said to write his tombstone inscription which reads: “Good friend, for Jesus’ sake forebeare, To digg the dust enclosed heare; Bleste be the man that spares thes stones, And curst be he that moves my bones.”
The Tale of Genji, written by Murasaki Shikibu in the 11th century, is the world’s oldest novel. Towards the end of 54 chapters, the story is stopped abruptly mid-sentence. Some translators believe the work is complete and intended to end that way, but others say a few pages haven’t been recovered yet.
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Australia has the most number of venomous snakes worldwide.
Australia is home to almost a hundred species of venomous snakes. However, only one fatal snake bite incident is recorded per year.
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Dead people get goosebumps.
One of the not-so-fun but amazing fun facts: When people die, the tiny muscles under their hair follicles contract. This gives skin the appearance of their hair standing on end. If you think death is a hair-raising concept, you are absolutely right.
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The brain is the fattest organ.
The stomach may be our body’s fattest part, but the fattest organ is our brain. The brain is composed of nearly 60% fat.
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ideo games help surgeons perform better.
According to a 2007 study, surgeons who play certain video games at least 3 hours a week performed 27% faster with 37% less errors during surgery.
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Tomato ketchup was used as medicine for 16 years.
Whether you love it or hate it, this condiment once had a place in the world beyond hotdogs. However, you’d be surprised to know that ketchup only had tomatoes in it starting 1834. Before, ketchup was made with a mix of fish and mushrooms. When Dr. John Cooke Bennet added tomatoes to the mix, he claimed that the antioxidants gave it a medicinal property. He had a pill salesman turn his tomato ketchup into pills and claimed it could treat diarrhea, indigestion, jaundice, and rheumatism.
A cloud weighs around a million tonnes. A cloud typically has a volume of around 1km3 and a density of around 1.003kg per m3 – that's a density that’s around 0.4 per cent lower than the air surrounding it (this is how they are able to float).
What’s red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator.
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Baked beans are not actually baked.
In the U.K., the dish is usually stewed in sauce. On the other hand, canned baked beans are cooked through a steaming process. Bottom line? “Baked” beans are rarely ever baked.
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Antarctica is the only continent without any reptiles or snakes.
Not only does the elusive continent of Antarctica lack McDonald’s joints – but it also doesn’t have any of our lizard friends. Why? Well – we all know that reptiles are cold-blooded – so they can’t produce their own heat. Meaning, they’d get turned into popsicles in the frosty Arctic.
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We are born with only 2 natural fears: the fear of falling and the fear of loud sounds.
One of the most surprising fun facts about life: All other fears and phobias are learned or acquired later in life.
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