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What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller? Spot!
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What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Haloumi!
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Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.
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How does Lady Gaga like her steak? (sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww
Why did the woman go on the date with the mushroom? Because he was a fun-ghi.
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Why is it impossible to starve in the desert? Because of all the sand which is there!
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Why can’t Chuck Norris use the internet? Because he won’t submit.
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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? Fo drizzle.
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What do you give to a sick lemon? Lemon aid
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What don’t ants get sick? They have anty-bodies.
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What type of candy is always late? A chocolate.
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Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrgh!
Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos.
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What do you call a dinosaur with only one eye? A Do-you-think-he-saw-us!
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What do you call sad coffee? Despresso.
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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
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