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What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor? “Make me one with everything.”
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What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste, mostly.
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I stayed up all night and tried to figure out where the sun was. Then it dawned on me.
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Why don’t blind people skydive? Because it scares their dogs.
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