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The name for the Pringles shape is a hyperbolic paraboloid.
The saddle shape of a Pringles chip is known in math as a hyperbolic paraboloid. Pringles were made in this shape because it allows the chips to be stacked easily and kept in place during packaging.

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Fast food giant McDonald’s serves 120 countries with about 37,855 restaurants worldwide – but you wouldn’t find a single McDonald’s joint in Antarctica. Not only does it have a McDonald’s-shaped void, but Antarctica is the only demilitarised continent worldwide. Instead, the entire continent is relegated for educational and scientific purposes

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A musician named Jim Sullivan mysteriously disappeared 6 years after recording an album called “U.F.O.“
The 1969 album featured strange lyrics about leaving his family and being abducted by aliens. Sullivan disappeared six years later with only his abandoned car found on a desert road in New Mexico as evidence.

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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Ca-shew!

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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Phillipe Phillope.

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What do you call a dog that’s been run over by a steamroller? Spot!

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What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Haloumi!

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Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache.

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How does Lady Gaga like her steak? (sing) Raw-raw-raw-ra-ah-aww

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Why did the woman go on the date with the mushroom? Because he was a fun-ghi.

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Why is it impossible to starve in the desert? Because of all the sand which is there!

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Why can’t Chuck Norris use the internet? Because he won’t submit.

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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? Fo drizzle.

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What do you give to a sick lemon? Lemon aid

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What don’t ants get sick? They have anty-bodies.

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What type of candy is always late? A chocolate.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because they arrgh!

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Why did the ghost go to rehab? He was addicted to boos.

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What do you call a dinosaur with only one eye? A Do-you-think-he-saw-us!

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What do you call sad coffee? Despresso.

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!

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The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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Which table fits in the fridge? VegeTABLE.

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Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

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What do you call someone who can’t stick with a diet? A desserter.

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it s quiet repetive your post..

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Are you a cheetah? No, you lion!

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Where does the General keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Poke him on.

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Which bus never drove on any street? The globus.

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Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!

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How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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agree

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FuckSake, i know

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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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What do you call it when you walk into a cafe you’re sure you’ve been to before? Déjà brew.

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you can say so ...

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Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

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Hmmm.. yeah. And overindexes on empathy

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Yeah lol

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