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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent!

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What did Dory order from McDonald’s? The Big MacKerel!

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Big mackerel

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What do you call a wrestler who always comes in second place? The Penultimate Warrior!

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What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.

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Where does a spy go to the toilet? A gents!

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When should you take a plum to dinner? If you can’t find a date!

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