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What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory.
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What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.
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What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.
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Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.
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Why couldn’t Captain America find Thor’s brother? He was Low-key!
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What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad.
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Where are average things manufactured? The satisfactory.
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What do you call a space magician? A flying saucerer.
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Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you should never drink and derive.
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When should you take a plum to dinner? If you can’t find a date!
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