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The Tale of Genji, written by Murasaki Shikibu in the 11th century, is the world’s oldest novel. Towards the end of 54 chapters, the story is stopped abruptly mid-sentence. Some translators believe the work is complete and intended to end that way, but others say a few pages haven’t been recovered yet.
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Australia has the most number of venomous snakes worldwide.
Australia is home to almost a hundred species of venomous snakes. However, only one fatal snake bite incident is recorded per year.
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The brain is the fattest organ.
The stomach may be our body’s fattest part, but the fattest organ is our brain. The brain is composed of nearly 60% fat.
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ideo games help surgeons perform better.
According to a 2007 study, surgeons who play certain video games at least 3 hours a week performed 27% faster with 37% less errors during surgery.
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Tomato ketchup was used as medicine for 16 years.
Whether you love it or hate it, this condiment once had a place in the world beyond hotdogs. However, you’d be surprised to know that ketchup only had tomatoes in it starting 1834. Before, ketchup was made with a mix of fish and mushrooms. When Dr. John Cooke Bennet added tomatoes to the mix, he claimed that the antioxidants gave it a medicinal property. He had a pill salesman turn his tomato ketchup into pills and claimed it could treat diarrhea, indigestion, jaundice, and rheumatism.
A cloud weighs around a million tonnes. A cloud typically has a volume of around 1km3 and a density of around 1.003kg per m3 – that's a density that’s around 0.4 per cent lower than the air surrounding it (this is how they are able to float).
What’s red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator.
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Baked beans are not actually baked.
In the U.K., the dish is usually stewed in sauce. On the other hand, canned baked beans are cooked through a steaming process. Bottom line? “Baked” beans are rarely ever baked.
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Antarctica is the only continent without any reptiles or snakes.
Not only does the elusive continent of Antarctica lack McDonald’s joints – but it also doesn’t have any of our lizard friends. Why? Well – we all know that reptiles are cold-blooded – so they can’t produce their own heat. Meaning, they’d get turned into popsicles in the frosty Arctic.
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We are born with only 2 natural fears: the fear of falling and the fear of loud sounds.
One of the most surprising fun facts about life: All other fears and phobias are learned or acquired later in life.
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent!
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.
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Why did the nurse need a red pen at work? In case she needed to draw blood.
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How did the blonde die ice fishing? She was hit by the zamboni.
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats.
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What did Dory order from McDonald’s? The Big MacKerel!
Big mackerel
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What do you call a wrestler who always comes in second place? The Penultimate Warrior!
The penlu
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What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
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Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
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Why are hairdressers never late for work? Because they know all the short cuts!
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Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? Their bats flew away.
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Where does a spy go to the toilet? A gents!
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Where do sheep go to get their hair cut? The baa-baa shop.
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Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in.
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What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
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What’s an astronaut’s favorite candy? A Mars bar.
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How does NASA organize a party? They planet.
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Why did Adele cross the road? To sing, “Hello from the other side!
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What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
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What’s the most musical part of the chicken? The drumstick.
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Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.
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What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie? A pie-thon!
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Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
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How do you tell if a vampire is sick? By how much he is coffin.
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Why are ghosts good cheerleaders? Because they have a lot of spirit!
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Where do you learn to make banana splits? At sundae school.
How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat? When it’s full.
Only once a month? Poor chap
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Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
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What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.
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What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes
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What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory.
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What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk.
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What is a computer virus? A terminal illness.
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Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat.
Why couldn’t Captain America find Thor’s brother? He was Low-key!
What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad.
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Where are average things manufactured? The satisfactory.
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What do you call a space magician? A flying saucerer.
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Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you should never drink and derive.
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When should you take a plum to dinner? If you can’t find a date!
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Why did the manager bring a pencil and paper to the match? They were hoping for a draw!
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How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together.
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What runs but never goes anywhere? A refrigerator.
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Why did the restaurant hire a pig? He was good at bacon.
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybe.
Usbee
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Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
Nahaha
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How does a rancher keep track of his cattle? With a cow-culator.
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What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
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How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
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What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
Hunm
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Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it’s tearable.
Novo and Roll are on a roll
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Where do pirates get their hooks? Secondhand stores.
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A big moron and a little moron were standing on a cliff. The big moron fell off. Do you know why the other one didn’t? Because he was a little more on.
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