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A cloud weighs around a million tonnes. A cloud typically has a volume of around 1km3 and a density of around 1.003kg per m3 – that's a density that’s around 0.4 per cent lower than the air surrounding it (this is how they are able to float).
What’s red and moves up and down? A tomato in an elevator.
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Baked beans are not actually baked.
In the U.K., the dish is usually stewed in sauce. On the other hand, canned baked beans are cooked through a steaming process. Bottom line? “Baked” beans are rarely ever baked.
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We are born with only 2 natural fears: the fear of falling and the fear of loud sounds.
One of the most surprising fun facts about life: All other fears and phobias are learned or acquired later in life.
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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the “P” is silent!
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Same middle name.
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How did the blonde die ice fishing? She was hit by the zamboni.
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What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats.
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What did Dory order from McDonald’s? The Big MacKerel!
Big mackerel
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What do you call a wrestler who always comes in second place? The Penultimate Warrior!
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What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away.
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Why did the school kids eat their homework? Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
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Why did the witches’ team lose the baseball game? Their bats flew away.
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Where does a spy go to the toilet? A gents!
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What runs around a yard without actually moving? A fence.
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How does NASA organize a party? They planet.
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What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
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What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie? A pie-thon!
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Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.
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How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat? When it’s full.
Only once a month? Poor chap
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Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.
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What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes
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What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory.
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Why couldn’t Captain America find Thor’s brother? He was Low-key!
What do you call a rooster staring at a pile of lettuce? A chicken sees a salad.
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Where are average things manufactured? The satisfactory.
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Why don’t Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you should never drink and derive.
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When should you take a plum to dinner? If you can’t find a date!
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Why did the manager bring a pencil and paper to the match? They were hoping for a draw!
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How does a penguin build his house? Igloos it together.
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What runs but never goes anywhere? A refrigerator.
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Why did the restaurant hire a pig? He was good at bacon.
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What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybe.
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Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
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What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
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How do you make a water bed bouncier? Add spring water.
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What kind of shoes does a lazy person wear? Loafers.
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Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind—it’s tearable.
Novo and Roll are on a roll
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Where do pirates get their hooks? Secondhand stores.
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A big moron and a little moron were standing on a cliff. The big moron fell off. Do you know why the other one didn’t? Because he was a little more on.
Haha man
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Why did the clown always choose the red balloon? Because they were pop-ular.
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was de-Brie everywhere.
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Which month do trees dislike? Sep-timber!
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff.
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What do you call birds that stick together? Vel-crows.
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What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race? Ketchu
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How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut.
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What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.
What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
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How do rabbits travel? By hareplanes.
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What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her? Namaste.
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When do computers overheat? When they need to vent.
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What are a shark’s two most favorite words? Man overboard!
@Roll Im Gonna mute you now. My push notifications are on fireee. I'll unmute you after this ends.
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Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice!
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What kind of ghost has the best hearing? The eeries
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What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell!
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Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
Noo way lol
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You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
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What do skateboarders do when they’re really talented? They GoPro!
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