You are hilarious! You motivated me to find out the reason for rotting bananas. Maybe I will use it to take part in Fun Fact Friday next week haha:

Most bananas in stores are subjected to ethylene in agriculture warehouses which jumpstarts their ripening and once started, they ripen much faster than untreated bananas. Due to the quick ripening those bananas don't have an opportunity to develop the complex flavors and sugars that slow ripening provides.

cryotosensei

Somewhere in the future...
https://m.primal.net/HgJu.mp4

DarthCoin

bitcoin_beginners

Sensei’s experience: stay humble, stack sats

*Somewhere 5000 BC*
**Guy**: "We are going to use gold as money." 
**Other Guy**: "I traded all my gold for bananas. Let's use bananas as money instead!" 
**Guy**: "You fucking retard, what the fuck have you done, get those rotting bananas out of here." 
**Other Guy**: "😭  Why are you so mean to me?!"

(Glad you stuck around!)