Akua Kelp Burgers \ stacker news ~health

416 sats \ 10 comments \ @antic 2 Feb health freebie

So I invested in this kelp food startup via Republic and they sent me some of these kelp burgers as a thanks for being an investor.

My wife walked in and said, “you have two huge packages on the car. They say perishable. What did you buy?”

I then found two massive freezer boxes that each contain about 36 of these 4 mini burger boxes so guess who now lives in a pineapple under the sea 😳

Just fried one up with some rye bread and they are pretty good 😊

https://m.stacker.news/14699

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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @Bitman 2 Feb

🎶 "Spongebob Squarepants" 🎶

I hope it doesn't go under or you and your wife might be eating these for weeks!

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @antic OP 3 Feb

It’s not an MLM so I’ll be eating all these anyway :)

0 sats \ 7 replies \ @BlokchainB 2 Feb

Calories per burger?

50 sats \ 6 replies \ @antic OP 3 Feb

https://m.stacker.news/14756

Really, it took two of these mini patties to make a sandwich size filler.

0 sats \ 5 replies \ @BlokchainB 3 Feb

Only 5g of protein? 120 cals

50 sats \ 4 replies \ @antic OP 3 Feb

7g of fat though. I aim for high fat + protein to sugar ratio and ignore caloric values.

0 sats \ 1 reply \ @Enemy_of_the_state 6 Feb

only 1g of saturated fat though :(

the rest is seed oils?

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @antic OP 7 Feb

This is definitely not going to replace anything in my diet. Not the 2 Tablespoons of Olive Oil and 1 Tbsp of MCT oil I drink every day with my smoothy :)

0 sats \ 1 reply \ @BlokchainB 3 Feb

You track your macros or nah

50 sats \ 0 replies \ @antic OP 4 Feb freebie

I only get detailed once or twice a year with a mega spreadsheet. The rest of the time, I settle into a basic pattern and then review when i feel like I need it.