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I am already living in fear daily knowing my wife can cash in big on my life insurance. I am done for if she can also bet on my death. Haha

We've got a 20 year policy. I tell my wife that if she wants to cash out she'd better do it soon.

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57 sats \ 2 replies \ @grayruby 5h

Haha. My wife actually hates it when I joke like that which makes it even more fun.

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Joke?

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140 sats \ 0 replies \ @grayruby 5h

She will just send you on a free trip to Canada and sign you up for MAID. Incurable PTSD for having to live under Dictator Trump. They will buy that here.

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Easy fix for that: just put an irresponsible amount of your household finances on the No.

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51 sats \ 3 replies \ @grayruby 5h

Would need to figure out the perfect hedge in case I got hit by a bus.

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Now she's incentivized to keep that from happening.

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85 sats \ 1 reply \ @grayruby 5h

Sure but if I bet too heavily on NO and a random bus does take me out I wouldn't want my family to be broke because I bet 2x the insurance payout on NO trying to stay alive. Haha

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Another large position on "RubyGray is cleared of all wrongdoing in the demise of GrayRuby."

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