The hapless Colorado Rockies are looking downright hapful after we so vigorously besmirched their "good" name the other day. #995353
They have won 3 games in a row and now are only on pace to lose 130 games. Things are looking up in the Mile High City.
Too bad that Predyx market never went up. I could have picked up some Sweet NO shares on that Cleveland Spiders record while the rest of you did the Watusi on the Rockies graves.
I always believed in you Rockies. I knew you were utterly terrible but not the worst. Don't make a fool out of me by going on a 10 game losing streak now.
Sats for all,
GR