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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear…
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Why are elevator jokes so good? Because they work on so many levels.
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What do you call advice from a cow? Beef Tips.
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What do you call it when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown.
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Why are pediatricians always so grumpy? They have little patients.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
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What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!
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What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
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Why do sharks live in salt water? Because pepper water makes them snee
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What does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
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