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Why couldn’t the pony sing? Because she was a little hoarse.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? The mooooo-vies!

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Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal.

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If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes.

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Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.

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What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Prime mates.

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Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed!

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Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.

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