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What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law.
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What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
and may be alive
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How do you drown a hipster? Throw him in the mainstream.
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What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Thanks— I’ll never part with it!
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What’s orange and sounds like a carrot? A parrot.
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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller? “Curses! Foil again!”
Dead end
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What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack? The best of thymes, the worst of thymes.
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Why can’t you explain puns to kleptomaniacs? They always take things literally.
you think so ?
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What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck.
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