I was born feet first
And it shows in the way I think
I work at the sausage plant
It makes my clothes stink

My old lady's name is Lois
I love it when she sucks my dink
When we set Sonny's balls on fire
She didn't even blink

He was nothing but a stinking cur
The asshole called my Lois a whore
So I made him into a her
Now the puppy is no more, no more

"Rotten stinking garbage!" Sonny said
In a voice like a fairy
He was talking about my Chevrolet
Which really was a cherry

Last night he came to our house
To have some beers and to eat
He callеd Lois a cunt
And said he didn't like the mеat