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I've used a bidet one time in my entire life. I just happened to have to shit at a place that just happened to have one.
I have to tell you, it's definitely the cleanest I've ever felt after a shit, and as a truck driver, I appreciate that more than you think.
I really should get one. They make ones that you can just mount to the inside of your toilet, but I'm lazy.
That's what we have. You mount it right on your bowl. Look, cell phones and the internet are great and all that, but we're talking about a huge step in human advancement.
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