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@k00b
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11 Mar
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on: It's not what you think
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@028559d218
11 Mar
I think he (?) means lubed up. LOL!!!
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@Aardvark
11 Mar
Yea, well I saw the name of the page so I grabbed the baby oil because I was going to have a Diddy party....
Turns it was just pens though.
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@fiatbad
12 Mar
Baby oil is okay....
... but have you ever tried Olive Oil or Coconut Oil?
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@Aardvark
12 Mar
What am I a Rockefeller!? I'm trying to buy sats here, not blow money on expensive sex oil!
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@fiatbad
12 Mar
Worth it, though.
Try it just once before you die. The Spartacus scene where they're dripping in gold with golden masks on... but instead of gold, use nature's "liquid gold"... i.e. Olive Oil.
But I have an Olive Oil fetish..... might not work the same for you.
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@k00b
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11 Mar
🫥
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@Aardvark
11 Mar
That's exactly the face I made too! Pens?! 😐
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