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50 sats \ 1 reply \ @elvismercury 11 Mar
This is so great.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @elvismercury 11 Mar
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33 sats \ 8 replies \ @Aardvark 11 Mar
Damn it. I got all slippery for nothing...
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42 sats \ 7 replies \ @k00b OP 11 Mar
Slippery?
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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @028559d218 11 Mar
I think he (?) means lubed up.
LOL!!!
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0 sats \ 5 replies \ @Aardvark 11 Mar
Yea, well I saw the name of the page so I grabbed the baby oil because I was going to have a Diddy party....
Turns it was just pens though.
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21 sats \ 2 replies \ @fiatbad 12 Mar
Baby oil is okay....
... but have you ever tried Olive Oil or Coconut Oil?
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @Aardvark 12 Mar
What am I a Rockefeller!? I'm trying to buy sats here, not blow money on expensive sex oil!
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @fiatbad 12 Mar
Worth it, though.
Try it just once before you die. The Spartacus scene where they're dripping in gold with golden masks on... but instead of gold, use nature's "liquid gold"... i.e. Olive Oil.
But I have an Olive Oil fetish..... might not work the same for you.
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21 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b OP 11 Mar
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Aardvark 11 Mar
That's exactly the face I made too! Pens?! š
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17 sats \ 0 replies \ @028559d218 11 Mar
Oh. My. Gosh
Haha
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16 sats \ 0 replies \ @SimpleStacker 11 Mar
Talk about commitment to the bit.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Dkryptoenth 12 Apr
I wonder what you think I'm thinking.
I should be the one telling you, it's really not what you think. CRITICAL THINKER
LMAOš¤£
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @denlillaapan 12 Mar
What so you think I think it is??
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @mrtali 12 Mar
hahah what a great naming. Free marketing lol
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