Your parents must be pretty cool then. I'm so glad to know your lineage.

Yes Indians are all the same. They don't give a fuck to keep things private even if they meant to be. The boastful talkative nature is the biggest trait of Indian women. My wife, though she's a musician, doesn't know basic English but asks me to sing English songs in front of her friends.

I know why you mentioned this but it'll require some kind of military invasion to reach my throat and ask for the keys.