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People ask how many bitcoins I have. My answer is always the same:

380 sats \ 39 comments \ @realBitcoinDog 22 Nov lol

People ask how many bitcoins I have. My answer is always the same:

How dare you speak to me?

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104 sats \ 28 replies \ @grayruby 22 Nov

No one has ever asked me this question. Not even my wife.

155 sats \ 13 replies \ @Coinsreporter 22 Nov

Lol. My wife thinks I've 1000 Bitcoins if I show her 1000 Sats.

44 sats \ 0 replies \ @grayruby 22 Nov

It also took my wife awhile to understand the concept of sats.

72 sats \ 5 replies \ @ek 22 Nov

I hope she doesn't tell other people you have 1000 bitcoins.

130 sats \ 4 replies \ @Coinsreporter 22 Nov

She actually tells everyone and even asks me show them the amount I have.

Because it's so much fun, I also show people one of my Wallets which has around 800 Sats. You'd be surprised but most people believe that I have so many Bitcoins. However this largely is because most of them don't even understand the difference.

72 sats \ 1 reply \ @stack_harder 22 Nov

imagine if you got kidnapped and tortured becuase someone thought you had 800 million dollars in a hot wallet on your phone , when you just had 20 cents lol. i have to say, if i had gone to the trouble of a whole kidnapping, i'd need to take a limb or something, just for the hassle

30 sats \ 0 replies \ @realBitcoinDog OP 22 Nov

It is a hassle tho

20 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek 22 Nov

She actually tells everyone and even asks me show them the amount I have.

lol, that's what I thought, Indians are really all the same (my parents are also Indian).

Will we be invited to your funeral? 👀

263 sats \ 0 replies \ @Coinsreporter 22 Nov

Your parents must be pretty cool then. I'm so glad to know your lineage.

Yes Indians are all the same. They don't give a fuck to keep things private even if they meant to be. The boastful talkative nature is the biggest trait of Indian women. My wife, though she's a musician, doesn't know basic English but asks me to sing English songs in front of her friends.

Will we be invited to your funeral?

I know why you mentioned this but it'll require some kind of military invasion to reach my throat and ask for the keys.

40 sats \ 5 replies \ @realBitcoinDog OP 22 Nov

@grayruby you don’t go around bragging to everybody that your 1 sat is worth 1 sat??

31 sats \ 0 replies \ @grayruby 22 Nov

Yes I tell all my friends and enemies 1 sat= 1 sat

74 sats \ 1 reply \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Nov

in SN 1 sat ≠ 1 sat

40 sats \ 0 replies \ @realBitcoinDog OP 22 Nov

Spend your sats wisely

10 sats \ 1 reply \ @denlillaapan 22 Nov

fake news

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @realBitcoinDog OP 22 Nov

💯

40 sats \ 8 replies \ @siggy47 22 Nov

My wife did. My canned response is not enough.

63 sats \ 1 reply \ @grayruby 22 Nov

All my wife knows is we are asset rich but cash flow poor because that is what I keep telling her. "there is no money in the bank", "that's ok we have lots of assets". Haha