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People ask how many bitcoins I have. My answer is always the same:

How dare you speak to me?

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No one has ever asked me this question. Not even my wife.

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Lol. My wife thinks I've 1000 Bitcoins if I show her 1000 Sats.

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I hope she doesn't tell other people you have 1000 bitcoins.

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She actually tells everyone and even asks me show them the amount I have.

Because it's so much fun, I also show people one of my Wallets which has around 800 Sats. You'd be surprised but most people believe that I have so many Bitcoins. However this largely is because most of them don't even understand the difference.

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20 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek 22 Nov 2024
She actually tells everyone and even asks me show them the amount I have.

lol, that's what I thought, Indians are really all the same (my parents are also Indian).

Will we be invited to your funeral? ๐Ÿ‘€

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Your parents must be pretty cool then. I'm so glad to know your lineage.

Yes Indians are all the same. They don't give a fuck to keep things private even if they meant to be. The boastful talkative nature is the biggest trait of Indian women. My wife, though she's a musician, doesn't know basic English but asks me to sing English songs in front of her friends.

Will we be invited to your funeral?

I know why you mentioned this but it'll require some kind of military invasion to reach my throat and ask for the keys.

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imagine if you got kidnapped and tortured becuase someone thought you had 800 million dollars in a hot wallet on your phone , when you just had 20 cents lol.
i have to say, if i had gone to the trouble of a whole kidnapping, i'd need to take a limb or something, just for the hassle

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It is a hassle tho

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@grayruby you donโ€™t go around bragging to everybody that your 1 sat is worth 1 sat??

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in SN 1 sat โ‰  1 sat

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Spend your sats wisely

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Yes I tell all my friends and enemies 1 sat= 1 sat

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fake news

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It also took my wife awhile to understand the concept of sats.

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My wife did. My canned response is not enough.

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not enough for what? ๐Ÿ‘€

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That's when I hit them with "none of your fucking business, you nosey little shit." I like to be nice at first.

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tbh, I expected a more siggster response like "if I told you, I'd have to kill you"

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That would be better. I'll have to revise the script.

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I demand a story posted in ~BooksAndArticles

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All my wife knows is we are asset rich but cash flow poor because that is what I keep telling her. "there is no money in the bank", "that's ok we have lots of assets". Haha

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Soooo r u gonna buy me a nice Christmas gift?

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How many bitcoins do you have?

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We demand an answer @grayruby

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Not enough but more than you.

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๐Ÿ‘€

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You have 47 sats?

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FUCK YEAH.

I have two standard answers:

  1. none of your god damn business.
  2. not enough.
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โ€I have 21 millionโ€

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LOL ONLY?!
I have 22million.

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More than 21M is shitcoin

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one (showing ๐Ÿ–•)

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How dare you speak to me lol

Jeff Goldblum has good comedic timing

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He really does!

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