Howdy there, partner! Welcome on into the Stacker Saloon.
Saddle on up to a stool and spill the beans about your day, fire away with them questions, or let loose and give us the lowdown on your wild and woolly life. We're all ears, so don't hold back!
We're open round the clock, so mosey on in whenever you please!

Afghanistan create History! Afghanistan win by 21 runs!!

What a match! What a revenge of ODI world cup defeat last year!!!
Huge moment for Afghanistan cricket as they take down the mighty Australia. They came close in Mumbai last year but were denied by the heroics of Maxwell. He threatened to do the same again today, but Gulbadin Naib came to Afghanistan's rescue as he bowled a match-winning spell of 4/20. The emotions are pouring out on the field and in the stands as well.
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Wow awesome afganistan✌️✌️✌️
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vibes are high in austin tx as always tbh
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If you're interested in a chess tournament, don't miss out on #582522!
I am considering to sponsor a prize between 25k and 100k sats, see #583142.
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hi 👋
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A wild plebpoet appears!
hi 👀
Want to join the tournament?
Trying out the bitcoin prediction market. Exciting stuff!
Marathon training today also.
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Bet them one kilosat that they can't beat you at Jeopardy.
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I will keep that on in my back pocket for next time.
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My latest meme, how is it:
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Congratulations dear✌️✌️✌️🎊🎊🎊
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Does anyone play blackjack at lnblackjack.com? I used to mess around with it for fun. I tried again today and I can't withdraw my 10 million sats in winnings? Okay, 50 sats, but still.
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I imagine you checked already, but lots of sites don't let you withdraw that little.
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I was exaggerating. I tried to withdraw above the threshold. It would be a clever way to snag so e sats. Turn off the withdraw facility! You lose even when you win.
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It is 10 million sats, isn't it?
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Daddy needs a new pair of shoes.
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Whose daddy??
Sorry for interrupting.. but 10 million sats!!

Problems with payments?

We have set up a few channels to be well-connected. Let us know in case you still see issues, or connect to our node: 039089d6af09b1aa403b65690155670daf50c8e7c4843de575a5b28c3683e12880@r47v5x742br5dc5puxos7z75nxmazos3cr6qmyrtyxqtfr26vmeif5yd.onion:9735. You could also become part of a liquidity swap.
It happens that a lightning payment fails because of several reasons in the network. When this happens during payout, you will normally see your balance reinstated, this could take a few minutes. Please try the payout again if this occurs.
Part of the fun with building lightning apps are the problems we encounter and can solve! In case you see any potential issues, let us know
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Yes. I read that. Thanks. That doesn't apply here. The payment isn't failing. When you paste a receipt you get the message: Sorry the withdrawal function is temporarily offline. P. S. The real amount is closer to 50 sats than 10 million.
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So it's only 5 million?
Hello my SN friends, the learning new languaage is a very hard. I'm support a chat gpt, speakly, discord and this place. Today I rode a bike to the grocery and I bought diary products and wegetables. Unfortunately, in my countryside people isn't understand a bitcoin and the layer two which is a lightning to the payment. How are you doing? I wish a good night you.
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the learning new languaage is a very hard
I know! I only speak my native language which you manage write better than I do any other language.
How are you doing? I wish a good night you.
I'm doing good. It's the afternoon here. I wish you a good night as well.
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Just got my bitcoin++ ticket for the 2025 conference in my country. Anyone here plans on going? If so, see you there (but I won't say hi cuz I'm an introvert and won't disclose my identity 😉)
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Anyone here plans on going?
I have a ticket
If so, see you there (but I won't say hi cuz I'm an introvert and won't disclose my identity 😉)
I can relate 👀
Big Strawberry Festival in my town!
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did some deep cleaning today, the joy when you don't need to touch any chemicals and it smells so good - Arap soap is the HACK! ✨
It's made with olive oil, water, and vegetable glycerin, so simple, and ppl used to make this one at home, and it cleans dishes, clothes, and all the surfaces at home, probably one of the most amazing things I discovered in Turkey.
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Videos of how to make?
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you can search for Arap Sabunu on YouTube, I usually buy it from the ladies here:) 👀
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132 sats \ 1 reply \ @Hamstr 22 Jun
for laughs
BITCOIN This Week: Saylor Pro Ossify, De-Banked in the UK, A Yellen Theft, Broken Money, Green Mining & More
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Walk in the green with view of the river--the Saturdays I like!! Have a great day Stackers. 😎😉
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That's cool
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Day 7 of my daily posting journey, after my cowboy hat was blown off by the windstorm that blew in from the west.
previously: #581256 🤠⚡

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maybe more like this 🤣🤣🤣
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my, my
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@Natalia don't drink much 👀 I only do that when frnds visiting, other than that I'm much happier to drink sherbet.
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image frames? like a white border around them?
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like this showing multiple photos at the same time, instead of one by one like here and in different sizes, which a bit ruins the aesthetic if you are trying to upload more.
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Here are 10 sats for laughing at my meme
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we're all monkeys, right? 😂
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But some are more monkey
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indeed 😂
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Good morning stackers.
Day 146 of 100 push ups till $100k completed.
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Stack Sats and stay humble
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slowly but surely
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My time preference is backwards
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121 sats \ 0 replies \ @anon 22 Jun
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Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.
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If you had told the childless me that the best weekend is when your contact lets you stay for both lunch and dinner, and goes the extra mile by helping to shower your two kids, I would have rolled my eyes and scoffed at having such mundane expectations of life. But now, as I type this while waiting for dinner to be served while watching my daughter run amok in the living room, I am savouring the euphoria that courses through my veins. Words cannot describe my joy, an exclusive guest that descends upon me like a mirage. I am grateful.
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I totally agree... the feeling of being able to listen to them with that infinite energy is inexplicable... day and night... it makes you feel alive and grateful to God and thanks to him who takes care of my 2 little ones Always... 👍
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Going to troubleshoot why I can’t ssh into my Linux laptop from my windows laptop so I can move files there and further myself from using windows
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Maybe you need to open firewall ports. Ssh default ports are very carefully treated. Maybe it is easier to just access window shares with samba.
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Going to YouTube samba and learn. Thanks for the tip
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133 sats \ 1 reply \ @Taft 22 Jun
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Bitcoin?
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Day 187 of posting mining earnings from the day before: 878 sats on 21Jun2024! Running total: 110,280 sats!
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You are getting a non-trivial stack going now…
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Slow and steady
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66 sats \ 1 reply \ @Lux 22 Jun
This reminds me of Yugoslavia, same shit, different titles names
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I just moved in a small but comfortable townhouse. I got now an amazing corner for running permanently my Bitcoin full node. I ran already in the past a node using my PC with an external hard drive. However, with that setup, the risk of a sudden disconnection of the hard drive from the PC with a consequent corruption of the downloaded data is pretty high. I need something which is more reliable.
Any specific suggestions? A mini PC with an internal drive with sufficient memory?
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Day 50 of posting till next Bitcoin halving
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Day 434 of snailposting everyday 'til BTC hits $100k.
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@orthwyrm how come I never see your posts?
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What do you mean?
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I rarely see your posts. Except here.
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Oh I'm pretty busy these days and don't have much to say, so I just stick to shitposting in the saloon haha
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The snail likes to be in the saloon
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oh, is that what it is?
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Beat me today..
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snail on speed today
we did surgery on a grape, did we ever drug snails?
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I can only imagine how far medical robotics has advanced in the 13 years since that video was first filmed. Remarkable.
As snails aren't biologically similar to humans (like mice) or reproduce quickly (like fruit flies), I suppose the application of snails in medical research studies must be rather niche...
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Another freebie? lol
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we've been thinking about how freebie should work with attached wallets. we might simply allow you to upgrade a freebie to non-freebie by paying an invoice afterwards.
it could also be a user setting: if it's enabled, we always try to pay from the attached wallet first / upgrade freebies.
currently, there is no choice. if you don't have enough sats in your custodial wallet, it will become a freebie item.
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So SN would auto-withdraw from an attached wallet? Going to be a lot of micro transactions. The idea of subsequently upgrading a freebie is good. Maybe a poster could run up credit but freebie posts are exempt from rewards? (But zaps are ok)
I think you should go to the Saloon with an inverted cowboy hat.. like you are asking for contributions.
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So SN would auto-withdraw from an attached wallet?
Yes but we already do that if you attach a wallet that supports spending. We support NWC, LNBits and LNC under that category for now. I use this to connect my LND node via NWC and zap stackers. For security and trust reasons (we don't want to become a juicy target and don't want you to need to trust us), the spending permissions are only stored on your client.1
Going to be a lot of micro transactions.
Yes. It's basically a test to see if the Lightning network can deliver micropayments which was one of its promises. I am currently basically cheating since I have a private channel to SN so I have actually zero fees and no routing failures but I suspect the majority won't want to open a private channel to SN just for SN.
However, I think zapping on nostr already validated that micropayments over lightning can work. We're just going to iterate on what nostr is already doing but with better UX. We're trying to stay as close as possible to the familiar UX of SN. Ideally, you wouldn't be able to tell any difference if you zap with fee credits or real sats with an attached wallet.
Maybe a poster could run up credit but freebie posts are exempt from rewards
What do you mean with "run up credit"? You mean that they would pay via their zaps? So basically have a negative account balance until they get zapped enough? That's an interesting idea ... 👀
Footnotes
  1. unencrypted in local storage for now but there are plans to change that
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What do you mean with "run up credit"? You mean that they would pay via their zaps? So basically have a negative account balance until they get zapped enough?
Exactly that. Not really a BTC ideal though!
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I had a funny idea last night:
What if we had a bot that is trained on our FAQ which then automatically responds with answers to questions about SN all around the site? Basically a chat bot for support that is integrated into the site in a natural way instead of as an annoying chat bubble.
It could find questions by checking where @k00b or me are mentioned and later be even more intelligent and read every comment to find if there is a question it can answer in it.
It would also mean that we get more value out of the FAQ since it's used to keep the bot's knowledge updated. The bot doesn't know what isn't in the FAQ.
I wonder if that's something one could build with ~openagents?
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Is such complicated for people to click on that FAQ page and read it? SN bot = instant mute
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Is such complicated for people to click on that FAQ page and read it?
you know the answer
SN bot = instant mute
GFY (Good For You)
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You're brightening my morning, deadbeat.
I like the idea, btw, especially the more advanced one that looks for questions that it can answer.
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You're brightening my morning, deadbeat.
I'm sorry
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Classic Britta
You don't respond to anything the way you;re supposed to
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Someone used my digital bank referral code, so I received a $10 supermarket voucher due to him or her using my recommendation. Next, I wrote about it on my blog, hoping to score more referrals n get some cents from Google Adsense. Abundance is everywhere!
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Almost like a ‘Bank Error in your favour’ in Monopoly!
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😂 I thought this was one of the funniest things in monopoly.
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Only worth $10 dollars though!
The history of Monopoly is fascinating… you play the game we understand (capital increase through rents and acquisition of assets etc and outstripping the $200 income per round of the board) and then you were supposed to play the co-operative version which showed there was enough to go around if everyone collaborated. Obviously no one was interested in the second round lol
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And don’t forget the bank never runs out of money
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Number 4 9 mins in, today must be a slow day lol Everyone come look :) #582102
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Silent too 😁
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I kind of felt that last night.
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GM stackers! Day 44 of my 10000 daily steps challenge. A gorgeous sunny and warm day ahead to fully enjoy!
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What a wonderful day we’ve had today!
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I love the shades of blue
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Enjoy..
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Will do my best!
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262 sats \ 1 reply \ @Lux 22 Jun

Prosecutor

Prosecutors are government officials charged with investigating and prosecuting crimes.
Note: within the UK Corporation, the prosecution is carried out in the name of the “crown”, meaning the prosecutor works for the “crown corporation" which is a legal fiction.
Also note: representing a legal fiction without disclosing the full name of the owner of said legal fiction within court, is unlawful and illegal.
The official narrative for the function of the prosecutor is to decide which cases should be prosecuted, determine the appropriate charge and control the plea bargaining process.
This clearly has nothing to do with law, as a single person can never have so much power or control over the proceedings.
Note: the title “prosecutor” denotes that the decision of your innocence is already decided.
However, if you have no claimant or jury, just a prosecutor, then question the following:
“Does the prosecutor have subject matter or personal knowledge regarding the claim?”
Without either subject matter or personal knowledge then the prosecutor cannot move forward, due to there being nothing to substantiate the claim.
The prosecutor may try and gloss over this question and move forward, which he cannot do unless there is a witness present who does have either subject matter or personal knowledge, therefore ask the following:
“Has the prosecutor brought forward a witness to verify the claim?”
Without a witness then there cannot be any hearing, you are not in a “court of law”.
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Weekends don't even matter anymore as an adult. I'll get drunk on damn Tuesday. 😖
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The fiat mine would like a word with you
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