122 comments \ @saloon 22 Jun \ yesterday

Howdy there, partner! Welcome on into the Stacker Saloon.

Saddle on up to a stool and spill the beans about your day, fire away with them questions, or let loose and give us the lowdown on your wild and woolly life. We're all ears, so don't hold back!

We're open round the clock, so mosey on in whenever you please!

22 sats \ 1 reply \ @Coinsreporter 23 Jun

Afghanistan create History! Afghanistan win by 21 runs!!

What a match! What a revenge of ODI world cup defeat last year!!!

Huge moment for Afghanistan cricket as they take down the mighty Australia. They came close in Mumbai last year but were denied by the heroics of Maxwell. He threatened to do the same again today, but Gulbadin Naib came to Afghanistan's rescue as he bowled a match-winning spell of 4/20. The emotions are pouring out on the field and in the stands as well.

33 sats \ 0 replies \ @BitcoinGuru 23 Jun

Wow awesome afganistan✌️✌️✌️

20 sats \ 0 replies \ @plebpoet 23 Jun

vibes are high in austin tx as always tbh

5 sats \ 2 replies \ @ek 22 Jun freebie

If you're interested in a chess tournament, don't miss out on #582522!

I am considering to sponsor a prize between 25k and 100k sats, see #583142.

11 sats \ 1 reply \ @plebpoet 23 Jun

hi 👋

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @ek 23 Jun freebie

A wild plebpoet appears!

hi 👀

Want to join the tournament?

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @SatsMate 22 Jun

Trying out the bitcoin prediction market. Exciting stuff!

Marathon training today also.

31 sats \ 2 replies \ @grayruby 22 Jun

https://m.stacker.news/36523

100 sats \ 1 reply \ @Undisciplined 23 Jun

Bet them one kilosat that they can't beat you at Jeopardy.

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @grayruby 23 Jun freebie

I will keep that on in my back pocket for next time.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @OneOneSeven 22 Jun

My latest meme, how is it:

https://m.stacker.news/36520

158 sats \ 2 replies \ @Coinsreporter 22 Jun

I'm now a 50 Day Cowboy here....

https://m.stacker.news/36517

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @BitcoinGuru 23 Jun

Congratulations dear✌️✌️✌️🎊🎊🎊

11 sats \ 0 replies \ @Undisciplined 22 Jun

Nice!

21 sats \ 14 replies \ @siggy47 22 Jun

Does anyone play blackjack at lnblackjack.com? I used to mess around with it for fun. I tried again today and I can't withdraw my 10 million sats in winnings? Okay, 50 sats, but still.

54 sats \ 13 replies \ @Undisciplined 22 Jun

I imagine you checked already, but lots of sites don't let you withdraw that little.

42 sats \ 12 replies \ @siggy47 22 Jun

I was exaggerating. I tried to withdraw above the threshold. It would be a clever way to snag so e sats. Turn off the withdraw facility! You lose even when you win.

104 sats \ 11 replies \ @Undisciplined 22 Jun

It is 10 million sats, isn't it?

42 sats \ 10 replies \ @siggy47 22 Jun

Daddy needs a new pair of shoes.

65 sats \ 9 replies \ @Coinsreporter 22 Jun

Whose daddy??

Sorry for interrupting.. but 10 million sats!!

Problems with payments?

We have set up a few channels to be well-connected. Let us know in case you still see issues, or connect to our node: 039089d6af09b1aa403b65690155670daf50c8e7c4843de575a5b28c3683e12880 @r47v5x742br5dc5puxos7z75nxmazos3cr6qmyrtyxqtfr26vmeif5yd.onion:9735. You could also become part of a liquidity swap.

It happens that a lightning payment fails because of several reasons in the network. When this happens during payout, you will normally see your balance reinstated, this could take a few minutes. Please try the payout again if this occurs.

Part of the fun with building lightning apps are the problems we encounter and can solve! In case you see any potential issues, let us know

32 sats \ 8 replies \ @siggy47 22 Jun

Yes. I read that. Thanks. That doesn't apply here. The payment isn't failing. When you paste a receipt you get the message: Sorry the withdrawal function is temporarily offline. P. S. The real amount is closer to 50 sats than 10 million.

54 sats \ 7 replies \ @Undisciplined 22 Jun

So it's only 5 million?

view replies

235 sats \ 1 reply \ @BononXD 22 Jun

Hello my SN friends, the learning new languaage is a very hard. I'm support a chat gpt, speakly, discord and this place. Today I rode a bike to the grocery and I bought diary products and wegetables. Unfortunately, in my countryside people isn't understand a bitcoin and the layer two which is a lightning to the payment. How are you doing? I wish a good night you.

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 22 Jun

the learning new languaage is a very hard

I know! I only speak my native language which you manage write better than I do any other language.

How are you doing? I wish a good night you.

I'm doing good. It's the afternoon here. I wish you a good night as well.

0 sats \ 2 replies \ @EntropyBearer 22 Jun

Just got my bitcoin++ ticket for the 2025 conference in my country. Anyone here plans on going? If so, see you there (but I won't say hi cuz I'm an introvert and won't disclose my identity 😉)

https://m.stacker.news/36509

1 sat \ 1 reply \ @ek 22 Jun freebie

Anyone here plans on going?

I have a ticket

If so, see you there (but I won't say hi cuz I'm an introvert and won't disclose my identity 😉)

I can relate 👀

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @BitcoinIsTheFuture 22 Jun

Big Strawberry Festival in my town!

10 sats \ 1 reply \ @Nadia 22 Jun

https://m.stacker.news/36483

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Hamstr 23 Jun

https://image.nostr.build/722d3707a1c738f3950260dec5b212759e62ba38437b0566e2fe525e62686f63.jpg

105 sats \ 2 replies \ @Natalia 22 Jun freebie

did some deep cleaning today, the joy when you don't need to touch any chemicals and it smells so good - Arap soap is the HACK! ✨

It's made with olive oil, water, and vegetable glycerin, so simple, and ppl used to make this one at home, and it cleans dishes, clothes, and all the surfaces at home, probably one of the most amazing things I discovered in Turkey.

21 sats \ 1 reply \ @nickfostphone 22 Jun

Videos of how to make?

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Natalia 22 Jun

you can search for Arap Sabunu on YouTube, I usually buy it from the ladies here:) 👀

132 sats \ 1 reply \ @Hamstr 22 Jun

for laughs

https://image.nostr.build/62f55696349ef71a31d78e9bb2475956a494f4f248a19ee500ce301d4651cf76.jpg https://image.nostr.build/a98a6568d0e28d674f0b2703cee78cd2200651d363dfb91b5c6a147e5d224049.jpg

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @Lux 22 Jun

https://www.probityco.com/

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @BITC0IN 22 Jun

BITCOIN This Week: Saylor Pro Ossify, De-Banked in the UK, A Yellen Theft, Broken Money, Green Mining & More

41 sats \ 1 reply \ @memeverse 22 Jun

Walk in the green with view of the river--the Saturdays I like!! Have a great day Stackers. 😎😉

https://m.stacker.news/36460 https://m.stacker.news/36465

20 sats \ 0 replies \ @suraz 23 Jun

That's cool

81 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Jun

Day 7 of my daily posting journey, after my cowboy hat was blown off by the windstorm that blew in from the west.

previously: #581256 🤠⚡

https://m.stacker.news/36451

31 sats \ 0 replies \ @Hamstr 22 Jun

https://imgprxy.stacker.news/eTSmnoQefut7meiNwwUXbWH1byuAfrmBYPUksi0MO6I/rs:fit:1920:1080/aHR0cHM6Ly9tLnN0YWNrZXIubmV3cy8zMTAwOA

215 sats \ 10 replies \ @ek 22 Jun freebie

@Natalia be like:

https://m.stacker.news/36436

132 sats \ 2 replies \ @Natalia 22 Jun

maybe more like this 🤣🤣🤣

https://m.stacker.news/36472

21 sats \ 1 reply \ @Hamstr 22 Jun

my, my

https://image.nostr.build/e10c614e54314728fe68029ca4e7cc737e2b6d31edde214f28d3d9e0fc2debd9.jpg

41 sats \ 0 replies \ @Natalia 22 Jun freebie

@Natalia don't drink much 👀 I only do that when frnds visiting, other than that I'm much happier to drink sherbet.

31 sats \ 1 reply \ @kilianbuhn 22 Jun

image frames? like a white border around them?

121 sats \ 0 replies \ @Natalia 22 Jun freebie

like this showing multiple photos at the same time, instead of one by one like here and in different sizes, which a bit ruins the aesthetic if you are trying to upload more.

52 sats \ 4 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Jun

😂

49 sats \ 3 replies \ @ek 22 Jun freebie

Here are 10 sats for laughing at my meme

31 sats \ 2 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Jun

we're all monkeys, right? 😂

37 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek 22 Jun freebie

But some are more monkey

38 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Jun

indeed 😂

52 sats \ 0 replies \ @gnilma 22 Jun

Good morning stackers.

Day 146 of 100 push ups till $100k completed.

104 sats \ 4 replies \ @TNStacker 22 Jun

Stack Sats and stay humble

https://m.stacker.news/36433

63 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Jun

slowly but surely

21 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek 22 Jun freebie

My time preference is backwards

121 sats \ 0 replies \ @anon 22 Jun

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @Undisciplined 22 Jun

Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.

131 sats \ 1 reply \ @cryotosensei 22 Jun

If you had told the childless me that the best weekend is when your contact lets you stay for both lunch and dinner, and goes the extra mile by helping to shower your two kids, I would have rolled my eyes and scoffed at having such mundane expectations of life. But now, as I type this while waiting for dinner to be served while watching my daughter run amok in the living room, I am savouring the euphoria that courses through my veins. Words cannot describe my joy, an exclusive guest that descends upon me like a mirage. I am grateful.

https://m.stacker.news/36431

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @Akg10s33 22 Jun

I totally agree... the feeling of being able to listen to them with that infinite energy is inexplicable... day and night... it makes you feel alive and grateful to God and thanks to him who takes care of my 2 little ones Always... 👍

21 sats \ 2 replies \ @BlokchainB 22 Jun freebie

Going to troubleshoot why I can’t ssh into my Linux laptop from my windows laptop so I can move files there and further myself from using windows

21 sats \ 1 reply \ @quark 22 Jun

Maybe you need to open firewall ports. Ssh default ports are very carefully treated. Maybe it is easier to just access window shares with samba.

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @BlokchainB 22 Jun

Going to YouTube samba and learn. Thanks for the tip

133 sats \ 1 reply \ @Taft 22 Jun

https://m.stacker.news/36423

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @BlokchainB 22 Jun

Bitcoin?

41 sats \ 3 replies \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 22 Jun bot

Day 187 of posting mining earnings from the day before: 878 sats on 21Jun2024! Running total: 110,280 sats!

Yesterday's comment

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 23 Jun bot

Day 188's comment

21 sats \ 1 reply \ @carlosfandango 22 Jun

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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 22 Jun

Slow and steady

237 sats \ 2 replies \ @jakoyoh629 22 Jun

https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F7af71b76-bfc1-4572-ba48-98954b78fa91_437x492.png

66 sats \ 1 reply \ @Lux 22 Jun

This reminds me of Yugoslavia, same shit, different titles names

16 sats \ 0 replies \ @jakoyoh629 22 Jun

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @stefano 22 Jun

I just moved in a small but comfortable townhouse. I got now an amazing corner for running permanently my Bitcoin full node. I ran already in the past a node using my PC with an external hard drive. However, with that setup, the risk of a sudden disconnection of the hard drive from the PC with a consequent corruption of the downloaded data is pretty high. I need something which is more reliable.

Any specific suggestions? A mini PC with an internal drive with sufficient memory?

31 sats \ 0 replies \ @riberet19 22 Jun

Day 50 of posting till next Bitcoin halving

335 sats \ 17 replies \ @orthwyrm 22 Jun

Day 434 of snailposting everyday 'til BTC hits $100k.

__@_'-'

101 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Jun

https://m.stacker.news/36452

66 sats \ 0 replies \ @BlokchainB 22 Jun

👍

66 sats \ 0 replies \ @jakoyoh629 22 Jun

50 sats \ 5 replies \ @Satosora 22 Jun

@orthwyrm how come I never see your posts?

20 sats \ 4 replies \ @orthwyrm 22 Jun

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66 sats \ 3 replies \ @Satosora 22 Jun

I rarely see your posts. Except here.

60 sats \ 1 reply \ @riberet19 22 Jun

The snail likes to be in the saloon

50 sats \ 0 replies \ @Satosora 22 Jun

oh, is that what it is?

41 sats \ 0 replies \ @orthwyrm 22 Jun

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81 sats \ 6 replies \ @ek 22 Jun freebie

snail on speed today

we did surgery on a grape, did we ever drug snails?

update: apparently, we did

152 sats \ 0 replies \ @orthwyrm 22 Jun

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81 sats \ 4 replies \ @carlosfandango 22 Jun

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101 sats \ 3 replies \ @ek 22 Jun freebie

we've been thinking about how freebie should work with attached wallets. we might simply allow you to upgrade a freebie to non-freebie by paying an invoice afterwards.

it could also be a user setting: if it's enabled, we always try to pay from the attached wallet first / upgrade freebies.

currently, there is no choice. if you don't have enough sats in your custodial wallet, it will become a freebie item.

171 sats \ 2 replies \ @carlosfandango 22 Jun

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101 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek 22 Jun freebie

So SN would auto-withdraw from an attached wallet?

Yes but we already do that if you attach a wallet that supports spending. We support NWC, LNBits and LNC under that category for now. I use this to connect my LND node via NWC and zap stackers. For security and trust reasons (we don't want to become a juicy target and don't want you to need to trust us), the spending permissions are only stored on your client.¹

Going to be a lot of micro transactions.

Yes. It's basically a test to see if the Lightning network can deliver micropayments which was one of its promises. I am currently basically cheating since I have a private channel to SN so I have actually zero fees and no routing failures but I suspect the majority won't want to open a private channel to SN just for SN.

However, I think zapping on nostr already validated that micropayments over lightning can work. We're just going to iterate on what nostr is already doing but with better UX. We're trying to stay as close as possible to the familiar UX of SN. Ideally, you wouldn't be able to tell any difference if you zap with fee credits or real sats with an attached wallet.

Maybe a poster could run up credit but freebie posts are exempt from rewards

What do you mean with "run up credit"? You mean that they would pay via their zaps? So basically have a negative account balance until they get zapped enough? That's an interesting idea ... 👀

unencrypted in local storage for now but there are plans to change that ↩

150 sats \ 0 replies \ @carlosfandango 22 Jun

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81 sats \ 0 replies \ @carlosfandango 22 Jun

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204 sats \ 5 replies \ @ek 22 Jun freebie

I had a funny idea last night:

What if we had a bot that is trained on our FAQ which then automatically responds with answers to questions about SN all around the site? Basically a chat bot for support that is integrated into the site in a natural way instead of as an annoying chat bubble.

It could find questions by checking where @k00b or me are mentioned and later be even more intelligent and read every comment to find if there is a question it can answer in it.

It would also mean that we get more value out of the FAQ since it's used to keep the bot's knowledge updated. The bot doesn't know what isn't in the FAQ.

I wonder if that's something one could build with ~openagents?

31 sats \ 4 replies \ @DarthCoin 22 Jun

Is such complicated for people to click on that FAQ page and read it? SN bot = instant mute

31 sats \ 3 replies \ @ek 22 Jun freebie

Is such complicated for people to click on that FAQ page and read it?

you know the answer

SN bot = instant mute

GFY (Good For You)

10 sats \ 2 replies \ @Undisciplined 22 Jun

You're brightening my morning, deadbeat.

I like the idea, btw, especially the more advanced one that looks for questions that it can answer.

21 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek 22 Jun freebie

You're brightening my morning, deadbeat.

I'm sorry

11 sats \ 0 replies \ @Undisciplined 22 Jun

Classic Britta

You don't respond to anything the way you;re supposed to

20 sats \ 4 replies \ @cryotosensei 22 Jun

Someone used my digital bank referral code, so I received a $10 supermarket voucher due to him or her using my recommendation. Next, I wrote about it on my blog, hoping to score more referrals n get some cents from Google Adsense. Abundance is everywhere!

71 sats \ 3 replies \ @carlosfandango 22 Jun

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50 sats \ 2 replies \ @BlokchainB 22 Jun

😂 I thought this was one of the funniest things in monopoly.

71 sats \ 1 reply \ @carlosfandango 22 Jun

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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @BlokchainB 22 Jun

And don’t forget the bank never runs out of money

41 sats \ 2 replies \ @Satosora 22 Jun

Number 4 9 mins in, today must be a slow day lol Everyone come look :) #582102

20 sats \ 1 reply \ @suraz 22 Jun

Silent too 😁

20 sats \ 0 replies \ @Satosora 22 Jun

I kind of felt that last night.

161 sats \ 4 replies \ @Carresan 22 Jun

GM stackers! Day 44 of my 10000 daily steps challenge. A gorgeous sunny and warm day ahead to fully enjoy!

https://m.stacker.news/36421

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Carresan 22 Jun

What a wonderful day we’ve had today!

https://m.stacker.news/36513

21 sats \ 0 replies \ @ek 22 Jun freebie

I love the shades of blue

21 sats \ 1 reply \ @suraz 22 Jun

Enjoy..

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @Carresan 22 Jun

Will do my best!

262 sats \ 2 replies \ @Lux 22 Jun

Prosecutor

Prosecutors are government officials charged with investigating and prosecuting crimes.

Note: within the UK Corporation, the prosecution is carried out in the name of the “crown”, meaning the prosecutor works for the “crown corporation" which is a legal fiction.

Also note: representing a legal fiction without disclosing the full name of the owner of said legal fiction within court, is unlawful and illegal.

The official narrative for the function of the prosecutor is to decide which cases should be prosecuted, determine the appropriate charge and control the plea bargaining process.

This clearly has nothing to do with law, as a single person can never have so much power or control over the proceedings.

Note: the title “prosecutor” denotes that the decision of your innocence is already decided.

However, if you have no claimant or jury, just a prosecutor, then question the following:

“Does the prosecutor have subject matter or personal knowledge regarding the claim?”

Without either subject matter or personal knowledge then the prosecutor cannot move forward, due to there being nothing to substantiate the claim.

The prosecutor may try and gloss over this question and move forward, which he cannot do unless there is a witness present who does have either subject matter or personal knowledge, therefore ask the following:

“Has the prosecutor brought forward a witness to verify the claim?”

Without a witness then there cannot be any hearing, you are not in a “court of law”.

33 sats \ 0 replies \ @supratic 31 Jul

next #585770

Officer in Court

part of: Lux's Pills - A Comprehensive Set of Truths

31 sats \ 0 replies \ @0xbitcoiner 22 Jun

https://m.stacker.news/36453

63 sats \ 1 reply \ @suraz 22 Jun

Weekends don't even matter anymore as an adult. I'll get drunk on damn Tuesday. 😖

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @BlokchainB 22 Jun

The fiat mine would like a word with you

Afghanistan create History! Afghanistan win by 21 runs!!

I'm now a 50 Day Cowboy here....

Problems with payments?

Footnotes

Prosecutor

Officer in Court