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As a user, I don't think a paywall on SN (whose ethos is people paying for posts that have demonstrated, not might demonstrate, value) makes sense.
That said, your issues above show that there's a void that someone (including k00b and ek, since they've got so much existing code) could reasonable fill by launching a good paywall-based product. I'd be very happy to see such a product, myself.