It sure is convenient to be a slave, aint that right

I have seen this one.
Not going through all of that for a traffic ticket. Pick your battles right?

bitties

not a perfect case, yet it still went well! judges are people too. 
for example, just before walking out, he responded to "Mister"

zapsammy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL2w4KPrwFs

if the fictional account cannot be charged without consent, it gets expensive to keep a man in jail, and if a man really knows the law, the jail can get charged out of existence. i.e. the jail employees will have to go flip burgers to survive.

Stacker Saloon

saloon

You can do whatever you want, there are also [consequences.](https://www.duiguru.com/should-you-sign-the-traffic-citation#:~:text=And%2C%20here%20is%20the%20important,is%20otherwise%20provided%20by%20law.%22)