This sounds much more interesting than spending two hours on a conference call with 30 other people waiting to resolve their tickets who don't know how to mute their phones and at least 1/3 of them don't speak much English. Nothing against non native English speakers but when the judge is asking them a basic question and they can't understand him, and he can't understand them it doesn't make things speedy.

I ended up negotiating 75 bucks off my ticket in the end so I guess it wasn't a total waste, but the hotdog judge sounds more fun.