How many shitcoins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, one for the IPO launch and the other for POS.  Don't even need a lightbulb

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What's the difference between a shitcoin and a kick in the nuts?

Pain from the kick in the nuts goes away and it's at least a little funny

UCantDoThatDotNet

I trust Vitalik as he represents pure masculinity. Buy ETH!

TomK

Hi everyone!

Just as [Bitcoin isn't decentralized anymore](https://stacker.news/items/500951/r/IamSINGLE), shitcoins have already started to evaporate under the fiery asses of shitcoiners. 

Yes, I'm serious. Shitcoins don't get enough erections because they were born inside a contraceptive box. 

@TomK inspired me to ask for shitcoin jokes here on SN. So whoever wins the top shitcoin joke. Will get the cowboy hat of @tomk with a slogan 'shit shan shit'. 


So, don't wait just have a little fun and type the best shitcoin jokes you can recall and win the ***bounty***







