The 5 Stackers You Meet On Stacker News
Enjoyed “The 5 people you meet in heaven” by Mitch Albom? What happens if you extrapolate from his story onto Stacker News? Who will be the five individuals you’ll meet here? Of course, identities are fluid, and many of us play more than one role. But it can still be said that some Stackers specialise predominantly in one role. Here are my observations.
  1. The Saloon Routiners
There’s a reason why the Saloon is a perennial hit. It’s like a Speakers’ Corner, in which Stackers report on their day’s progress. Be it push-ups or mining rewards or simply a Good Morning, they share about one habit, day in day out. It’s the best place to get a feel of the pulse of the platform as Stackers rejoice and commiserate with each other.
  1. The Discussion Pushers
You will hardly see other Stackers at the Saloon. Probably because they are busily trying to promote a discussion through their writing. They share their experiences and ask thought-provoking questions. They generate ripples of camaraderie as Stackers may come to find similarities in their point of view despite coming from different backgrounds. Through their discussions, we come to know more about the world - and perhaps ourselves.
  1. The Privacy Lovers
Stacker News is a haven for privacy lovers. They are empowered to delete the knowledge they contribute to the platform. This means that they judiciously exercise the option to remove their comment from a thread after some time. After a while, you will recognise who these privacy-conscious Stackers are, so take a photo of their comment before they vanish into thin air!
  1. Builders
Is it any wonder that the territory ~builders might just be the first territory to break even? Every Wednesday, coders and developers gather at the “What are you working on this week?” thread to announce their conceptualisation and creation plans to all Stackers. Projects are being worked on; scripts are being developed; there is a buzz of activity that exhorts all to keep producing proof of work, one block at a time. Being around these Stackers is a good reminder to ignore the noise and sharpen your saw.
  1. The No Shitcoiners
They will yell at you if you dare to mention a single word about altcoins. Even “crypto” triggers some of them. You have been warned.
What about the mindless zapper?
reply
150 sats \ 1 reply \ @Atreus 3 Mar
We like that guy
reply
70 sats \ 0 replies \ @KLT 3 Mar
haha I wonder if I’m a mindless zapper!
reply
Honestly this never came across my mind haha. I never zap a post in which I don’t leave a comment for haha
reply
Great summary! I would add to this list some very important ones, the shitposters and outlaws :)
reply
Rather than shitposter, I go by the name of content creator, tyvm hahaha
reply
The Privacy Lovers' comment and post deletion used to bother me, because I thought it devalued the conversations they were a part of. I still think it does that, but it also adds a bit of mystery to the site. You've got to be in the right place at the right time if you want to be in the know.
reply
128 sats \ 1 reply \ @Atreus 3 Mar
There's a bunch of guys from BTC talk who would love to have their old comments from their 19-year-old selves deleted.
"Hey guys mining is a waste of time, I've been doing it 6 months and I only have this measly 1,000 bitcoin to show for it"
reply
Funny how hindsight comes to bite you in the ass haha
reply
I really miss @nemo. I hope he comes back to read this
reply
He is still around… just unseen. Invisibility is his super power…
reply
20 sats \ 2 replies \ @joda 3 Mar
I actually found a way to see all the archives of the deleted comments. I'll tell you all about it in the comment below so everyone can use the technique.
reply
34 sats \ 1 reply \ @joda 3 Mar
[comment deleted]
reply
98 sats \ 0 replies \ @doofus 3 Mar
It worked! Thanks
reply
reply
That's because all stackers are bearded, even the women.
reply
I'm a little surprised you didn't say "ass-milkers".
reply
nah, those are sporadic, not a category 😂
reply
I guess we could also say they aren't actually stackers.
reply
I see that I need to step up my beard game!
reply
The nocoiners, jokers, mockers and above all promoters. Promoters are an extinct breed here. They pump every post with boost fuel.
reply
Sensei’s a promoter then xP
Keep writing
reply
Be it push-ups or mining rewards
Hey that's me!
Nice write-up.
reply
Keep mining xP ⛏️
reply
I’ll have to celebrate when my machine has been running for one year!
reply
20 sats \ 0 replies \ @Atreus 3 Mar
After a while, you will recognise who these privacy-conscious Stackers are, so take a photo of their comment before they vanish into thin air!
This is cheating 😡
reply
Good post.
reply
And often you can meet all 5 rolled into one ‘Super Stacker’…
reply
How many ‘Super Stackers’ are there in your mind? I think only one Stacker comes to my mind haha
reply
Perhaps it’s like other superheroes - some powers are stronger than others. Or perhaps it’s more aspirational than realised in many cases.
reply
Dun Dun Dunnnn!
SuperStacker is here to save the day!
reply
Is there a uniform? Maybe a cape and a mask? Cool….
reply
Calling people statist
reply
What does statist mean?
reply
It’s a common insult from certain users if you disagree with them
If you are not an anarchist then you are a statist.
I don’t agree with these definitions because the situation is not black and white but shades
reply