138 sats \ 6 replies \ @carlosfandango 27 Jan \ on: Stacker Saloon
Avoid costly speeding fines by driving a car with sirens and lights. They will assume you are one of their own and leave you alone… possibly sharing their donuts. You are welcome.
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20 sats \ 1 reply \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 27 Jan
Misunderstood instructions. Borrowed a car with sirens and lights from a ride-sharing location with lots of choices, and the guys with the guns were not happy about it.
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32 sats \ 0 replies \ @carlosfandango 27 Jan
I once stole the wheels off a police car… they couldn’t catch me despite working tirelessly…
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20 sats \ 3 replies \ @elvismercury 27 Jan
Hard-won wisdom, sounds like.
Also, cop taste on donuts is remarkably bad, in my experience.
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20 sats \ 1 reply \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 27 Jan
This is such a polarizing question... what is your preferred donut style, and brand?
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @carlosfandango 27 Jan
Plain…. sugar sprinkles. Lol
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @carlosfandango 27 Jan
Stale and fatty you say? And the donuts are terrible as well.
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