Oh, I'm aware. This guide (along with wallet recommendations) aren't for me, since I'm using ZEUS via Obtainium (debating whether to use the IPA I convinced Evan to distribute once I switch over to the mobile dark side) at the moment.

Just iffy to me seeing people use and recommend Wallet of Shitoshi, **especially** after the massive rugpull they did to their U.S. userbase.

You have many other alternatives.
One is Blink. Open source and apk available to download free.
Also they have a POS web interface like WoS
- https://www.blink.sv/
- https://github.com/GaloyMoney/galoy-mobile/releases

You have also https://lifpay.me/ that works nice.
You have CoinOs too: https://coinos.io/ - powerful tool with pos, web / PWA