Call me an optimist but...

You know what, that's actually an orange pilling excuse for your close friends right there.

If you've got kids who are too young to take it all in - and no really close Bitcoiner friends that you can trust...

You've got one hell of an excuse to educate to a high degree your really close Bitcoin-agnostic friend now.

Interesting that a possible double calamity could bring about a double win...

...both before and after you're dead.