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‘Bitcoin bullshit!’ ‘You’re
sounding like my ex-wife….’ ‘You were
married before?’ ‘No’
Now we're talking. I got a little Henny Youngman vibe.
I can make my rounds in peace.
Yeah - the whole ‘take my wife… no please, take my wife…’ isn’t really my thing… terrible one-liners are though!
Further to yesterdays conversation about picking Nemo up from somewhere;
‘My wife went to the Caribbean…’
‘Jamaica?’
‘No. She went of her own accord…’
I like that Jamaica line. I will have plenty of opportunities to use it around here.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
Very good.
I went to my doctor and he said ‘Haven’t seen you for a while..’
I said ‘No. I have been sick.’
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Very good!
I need my haiku fix before venturing out into the cold, hard world.