Very good. 

I went to my doctor and he said ‘Haven’t seen you for a while..’
I said ‘No. I have been sick.’

I like that Jamaica line. I will have plenty of opportunities to use it around here. 
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

siggy47

Yeah - the whole ‘take my wife… no please, take my wife…’ isn’t really my thing… terrible one-liners are though!

Further to yesterdays conversation about picking Nemo up from somewhere; 

‘My wife went to the Caribbean…’
‘Jamaica?’
‘No. She went of her own accord…’

carlosfandango

nemo

Stacker Saloon

saloon

Now we're talking. I got a little Henny Youngman vibe.
I can make my rounds in peace.