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For the tens in attendance and hundreds watching all over SN. Ladies and Gentlemen, let's get ready to rumble.

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Here are your Week 1 games (Spread added only for reference):

Detroit Lions v.s Kansas City Chiefs (-6.5)- Thursday Night Football
Carolina Panthers v.s Atlanta Falcons (-3.5)
Cincinnati Bengals (-2.5) v.s Cleveland Browns
Jacksonville Jaguars (-5) v.s Indianapolis Colts
Tampa Bay Buccaneers v.s Minnesota Vikings (-6)
Tennessee Titans v.s New Orleans Saints (-3)
San Francisco 49ers (-2.5) v.s Pittsburgh Steelers
Arizona Cardinals v.s Washington Commanders (-7)
Houston Texans v.s Baltimore Ravens (-10)
Green Bay Packers v.s Chicago Bears (-1)
Las Vegas Raiders v.s Denver Broncos (-3.5)
Philadelphia Eagles (-4) v.s New England Patriots
Miami Dolphins v.s Los Angeles Chargers (-3)
Los Angeles Rams v.s Seattle Seahawks (-5)
Dallas Cowboys (-3.5) vs New York Giants- Sunday Night Football
Buffalo Bills (-2.5) v.s New York Jets- Monday Night Football

Picks for week 1 are now open up until the deadlines (rules and deadlines available in bio on this account). Reply to this post to get your pick in. I will confirm once received. Let the game begin!

Ravens

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Another for the Ravens. Siggy wants to make sure he makes it to week 2. Haha.

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Believe me, it's no gimme. Week ones are tough. I'm just playing the odds. Texans could be a lot better this season than people think.

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I think Ryans will do a good job with Texans but these teams are miles apart in terms of talent but I can't waste the Ravens in week 1. So I will be going in a different direction but I get it.

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I have had the don't waste pick strategy before. I was thinking my way out of the pool. Now I employ the KISS strategy, which doesn't always work either.

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My strategy is to optimize my pick until I need to utilize the re-buy. Once I am on my last life, I will go into survival mode.

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Makes sense. I'm still playing as if there's no second buy in, like my other pool

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Are you picking the Ravens in your other pool?

They'd have to make a huge leap and the Ravens take a huge step backward.
With the addition of zay flowers I think the ravens are set. Even if OBJ is washed (I'm not convinced he is) they've got a wicked receiving core. I think Vegas knows what they're doing -10 is a solid indication Ravens are the one this week.

But also. Week 1s are never a gimme. Always madness. Things don't tend to settle til like week 3

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Lions with the upset in Arrowhead opening night

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Nice SN NFL survivor pool hits the big time with first anon troll.

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Troll or someone with crystal ball.

Good guess whoever you are

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All paths lead through Detroit

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Another Lions fan? The bandwagon is rolling.

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Booooooooo lions coming last in the NFC North. Well joint last with the greasy grimey green bay Packers.

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Bears for NFC North division winner? Bold.

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All paths lead through Detroit

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This ain't Detroit this is the Superbowl.

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Goff for MVP!

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You mean Netflix Quarterbacks Star Kirk Cousins for MVP after Jefferson goes for 2k ;) (actually should be Jefferson gets MVP but it's a QB award so it'll be Kirk)

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Ooooo cut me deep. No bears also joint last. All of them go 7-9 and all look trash. Because F em that's why.

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Chris Jones out. Travis Kelce likely out. Lions will never have a better opportunity to defeat the Chiefs.

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commanders

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Locked and loaded. You sure you want to select the same team as @grayruby? I have inside info, that guy has no clue what he is doing.

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i am immediately less confident in my pick. but the cardinals are a dumpster fire, and i don't think there are any other games washington has a decent shot at winning, so why not burn them first?

at least, that was my thinking until i saw @grayruby picked the same team...

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Haha Awesome. Public was locked on the Commanders all last week but saw I picked them and went with the cool kids and picked the Ravens.

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Hey I think you missed my payment (can send a screenshot to verify if necessary - sent Aug 24)

Washington Commanders

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My bad. I had your name noted but I missed adding you to list of participants. Sorry about that. Thanks for brining to my attention. Pick locked and loaded.

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As bad as Arizona is, I just can't bring myself to take the Washington C-Words.

Lock me into the Ravens for week 1.

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Very Original. Locked and Loaded.

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Better than having to tell my kids I lost 10,000 sats betting on the C-words, as some people are risking.

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Haha. Good point.

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Another for the Raisins. Purple pain, Purple pain.

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I was so locked in on the Commies til I saw the lines.

My heart wanted to go MN Vs TB.

But my head is saying Ravens. Lock in Ravens please, final answer...

Even if Houston have improved, I just don't see them beating the Ravens.

Let's goooo!!!!

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Done. Locked and loaded.

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Uh oh... What have I done... 😱😱😜😜

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I don't know who Sam Howell is but I am taking the Commanders, at home, to beat the mess that is the Arizona Cardinals, with whatever third string QB they are starting.

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That was gunna be my pick. But I dunno, never count the Commies out to screw it up.

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Haha rethinking your bet against Zona strategy?

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Nah I'm thinking play smart get through week 1 which is always mental. Then you can start branching out to some of the more risky picks. Vegas knows what they're doing and if they're willing to put ravens -10... Then so am I.

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Haha Zona a lock now!

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Can anyone join in?

If so, I'd have to pick the Chiefs on opening night.

If not, good luck everyone!

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Hey moon. Sorry but the deadline to enter was yesterday for this pool. I will probably do some weekly against the spread pick ems for sats throughout the season. Hopefully you will participate.

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⭐️ Jaguars (-5) over the Colts⭐️ Jaguars (-5) over the Colts

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I like this pick especially against the Colts but wanted to save the Jags for another week.

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Locked and loaded. First Jags pick.

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Please lock in the Washington Commanders for me! 😎

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Taking the same team as @grayruby?

Effective Altruist?

Locked and loaded.

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Great minds and all!

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Great minds indeed! Lol.

Now lets hope they pull through 🙏🏼

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Cardinals are pretty bad but Week 1 can be a mess sometimes.

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Exactly.

Will definitely be keeping my fingers crossed while I watch on Red Zone on Sunday. Lol 🤞🏼

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Yeah red zone will be very useful to keep track of games from my pool picks.

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Ravens!

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Not a second wasted. Locked and loaded.

(and Lamar hurts his ankle in practice-out for week 1). Haha. I guess we never covered that. Yes I will accept change of pick in a situation like that up until the deadline but hopefully people don't abuse that and change their pick 4 times every week.

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Washington Commanders

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In before the buzzer. Locked and loaded

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Commanders

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Alright Alright. Glad you got it in. Locked and loaded.

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Did I pay the buy in? I honestly don't remember

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You said you did so I noted you had. It's difficult to tell because 15 people sent the buy in within a couple hours and this account stacked a bunch of rewards because the buy in was so heavily zapped. We are not short sats but you can check your transaction history and see if you paid.

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⭐️ I'll pick the Philadelphia Eagles :)

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I heard they might be pretty good.

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Wumbo Picks the Ravens for Week 1

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Another for the Raisins

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Ouch. Tough one my friend.

"Should I stay or should I go"

You have one re-buy. The choice shall be yours.

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First pick of the purple people eaters. Locked and loaded.

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Just did my fantasy draft and I realize that each year that goes by I pay less and less attention to the off season, and therefore know nothing about teams/players. Something something about life and priorities changing. Even the old faithful of Packers owning the Bears is up in the air...

I will officially take the Jags

(but I do think the Packers will continue to own the Bears just for the record)

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Second Jags pick. Must be those Trevor Lawrence golden locks.

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Give me the Falcons!

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Woah. Tightest spread so far. Ball so hard. Locked and loaded.

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Lol

Me right now: 🙏

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Washington for me, I'll take their D line vs the Cards the O line and whatever scrub is throwing the ball to nobody

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Another Sam Howell fan. Locked and Loaded.

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Official picks maybe should include a star emoji (or ## sizing) to make it official and easier for you to read, and everyone to see.

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