Bruh, let's start this off right m'kay?

Firstly, the Broncos lost 10 of their 12 games by a single score. And at one point, 60% of their total starting group of players were injured. They had a new coach, and played in the 2nd toughest division in football. Stop the crisis narratives. They're going to make the playoffs, and Wilson will s'more his haters. They might even win the AFC West. Yeah, for this reason, taking Denver to win the division (+700) is wisdom you heard here on Stacker News first. Facts: I'm not even a Broncos fan. Too, Sean Payton as coach-of-the-year (+1200) isn't a bad bet either, leading me into the next point:

Dan Campbell is primed to win coach-of-the-year (+1000). The NFL is desperate to give it to him. They even shamelessly went out and gave Detroit the 2023 season's opening game, then loaded their schedule with prime-time games (4 to be exact). You ever been to Detroit? The city was built and city planned for millions of people. Like only 700k people live there. You can put a cornfield downtown, point being there's lot's of room for bandwagonery. Detroit easily wins the NFC North (+145). Dan Campbell should't be more than +500 imho to win coach-of-the-year. I've even swapped some bitcoin wealth for such a scenario. They make the wild-card or win the division—LOCK.

Anyone know why the Buccaneers are getting almost a TD in their Week 1 game against Minnesota? I don't. Dalvin Cook is one of the most impressive players I've ever watched play live. His speed burst out of the backfield looks weird to the naked eye. Too fast. He was the most frightening part of that team. Adam Thielen was Minnesota's best 3rd down option of the last decade. They're both gone. So are some of their best defensive players. Justin Jefferson isn't in a contract year. I'm all over Tampa there, more bitcoin wealth happily distributed.

Oh, you don't think the Jaguars have a Super Bowl contending team anon? Maybe they don't get the Chadbardi, but -165 to win that division? LOL, worth every sat bet.

Maybe the dumbest mainstream talking point parroted by sportstalk conmen is that the Cleveland Browns won't be a contender. Look at the defense, look at their new coordinator, look at their run game, look at the head coach's hot seat, look at an angry Desean Watson, look at their improved receiving corps, look at the new logo for chrissakes. Don't trust Cincinnati or Baltimore blindly in 2023.

Rapid Fire 💥🔫

Nevada +37.5 vs USC is on the board still. Take Nevada, worth at least a whole coin.

It's time for bitcoinery to take a backseat to the more important things in life. Let's end up on the other side with 2x bitcoin wealth. Bitcoin is going below $20k anyway before the NFL playoffs. Wrote a post about that recently. Rebuttals to above picks welcome. Loving this meta section.