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218 sats \ 9 replies \ @OneOneSeven 3 Apr \ on: Stacker Saloon

a document control specialist just asked me if I'm familiar with find and replace

as in ctrl + f

get me off this planet

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127 sats \ 1 reply \ @SimpleStacker 3 Apr

what is a "document control specialist"?

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70 sats \ 0 replies \ @OneOneSeven 3 Apr

They have many responsibilities, but mainly they take my SOPs, fuck them all up, and then hand them back to me for fixing.

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26 sats \ 6 replies \ @optimism 3 Apr

Wait. Was this a bot? Or an actual person?

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70 sats \ 5 replies \ @OneOneSeven 3 Apr

It was a boomer lol

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1 sat \ 4 replies \ @optimism 3 Apr

I'm amazed that such jobs exist.

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70 sats \ 3 replies \ @OneOneSeven 3 Apr

ya, its got that "Job is about to be deleted" kind of energy

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118 sats \ 2 replies \ @optimism 3 Apr

Wait. Wait. Waiiiit a minute:

  1. When I dial 411... Is that a prank? Who's operating 411?
  2. This dude that I gave a 20 cuz he put my bags the elevator scammed me?
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70 sats \ 1 reply \ @OneOneSeven 3 Apr

Yes and yes, ONE SHOTTED!

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1 sat \ 0 replies \ @optimism 3 Apr

Welp. That'll be one Big Mac less this month for me then. Gotta earn it back somehow.

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