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236 sats \ 13 replies \ @BlokchainB 31 Mar \ on: Stacker Saloon

So much for the square POS taking bitcoin

@optimism

What’s going on here?

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1955 sats \ 8 replies \ @optimism 31 Mar

bleep blop

This is on cashapp side or on terminal side? If on cashapp side, it sounds like you got some data from a qr but this data was corrupted. If on the terminal side, it sounds like the terminal tried to get data for a qr and then it failed.

TLDR; this is what Jack gets for imagining that this vibe slippery slope is like a slide with soap when in reality your nekkid butt is sliding over a field full of cactii.

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101 sats \ 2 replies \ @plebpoet 31 Mar

ouch

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1 sat \ 1 reply \ @optimism 31 Mar

I sense that you too know what this feels like 😂

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70 sats \ 0 replies \ @plebpoet 1 Apr

lol similar, whilst clothed

a woman at the plant nursery I work at fell into a cactus yesterday...she ended up having a pretty good time tho, overall

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101 sats \ 4 replies \ @BlokchainB 31 Mar

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

It was on my Zeus wallet.

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305 sats \ 2 replies \ @optimism 31 Mar

Okay so then it's a backoffice fuckup, something like:

  1. You get a lnurlp qr
  2. You scan that shit
  3. Zeus contacts server
  4. Cashapp supersmart clanker server needs to give you invoice, but instead:

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101 sats \ 0 replies \ @BlokchainB 31 Mar

and my dream dies

2/2

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101 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 31 Mar

LOL nice gif!

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71 sats \ 0 replies \ @optimism 31 Mar

✅

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52 sats \ 3 replies \ @SimpleStacker 31 Mar

What were you trying to buy?

Didn't they say the roll-out would be staggered, or something?

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1 sat \ 2 replies \ @BlokchainB 31 Mar

Yesterday it was supposed to be on for everyone everywhere.

Trying to buy some Tulips

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161 sats \ 1 reply \ @optimism 31 Mar

Hedging our bubbles, are we? 🤣

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101 sats \ 0 replies \ @BlokchainB 31 Mar

Hahaha it’s spring time! The Tulips are in bloom!

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