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Saddle on up to a stool and spill the beans about your day, fire away with them questions, or let loose and give us the lowdown on your wild and woolly life. We're all ears, so don't hold back!

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I just queued up a few rounds at http://satseer.com.
First to guess what is in the blurry picture, wins the pot!
Picture gradually becomes clear over time.

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12 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 1 Apr

I'm going to be so hungover tomorrow.

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12 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 1 Apr

I almost don’t mind slop projects as much as I mind slop writing. Almost.

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Some people are celebrating April Fool's a little early:

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1 sat \ 1 reply \ @k00b 31 Mar

Ugh honeybots

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So much for the square POS taking bitcoin

@optimism

What’s going on here?

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What were you trying to buy?

Didn't they say the roll-out would be staggered, or something?

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Yesterday it was supposed to be on for everyone everywhere.

Trying to buy some Tulips

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161 sats \ 1 reply \ @optimism 31 Mar

Hedging our bubbles, are we? 🤣

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Hahaha it’s spring time! The Tulips are in bloom!

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1955 sats \ 8 replies \ @optimism 31 Mar

bleep blop

This is on cashapp side or on terminal side? If on cashapp side, it sounds like you got some data from a qr but this data was corrupted. If on the terminal side, it sounds like the terminal tried to get data for a qr and then it failed.

TLDR; this is what Jack gets for imagining that this vibe slippery slope is like a slide with soap when in reality your nekkid butt is sliding over a field full of cactii.

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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

It was on my Zeus wallet.

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Okay so then it's a backoffice fuckup, something like:

  1. You get a lnurlp qr
  2. You scan that shit
  3. Zeus contacts server
  4. Cashapp supersmart clanker server needs to give you invoice, but instead:

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and my dream dies

2/2

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LOL nice gif!

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ouch

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I sense that you too know what this feels like 😂

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lol similar, whilst clothed

a woman at the plant nursery I work at fell into a cactus yesterday...she ended up having a pretty good time tho, overall

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22 sats \ 7 replies \ @Fenix 31 Mar

Anyone interested in trading 700 sats for 2000 cc?

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22 sats \ 1 reply \ @AGORA 31 Mar

If you don't mind, I added your offer here #1329607

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Makes more sense, thanks

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me⚡🤠

Zap this comment, drop an invoice or an address so I can send you 700 sats.

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done

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My bad, I thought you were trying to sell CCs. Send me an invoice so I can pay you back! I’ll cover the 30% sybil fee.

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710 sats \ 0 replies \ @Fenix 31 Mar

don’t worry, zap me here

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I just realized I made the offer backwards, lol

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151 sats \ 1 reply \ @Scoresby 31 Mar

@niftynei has some reasonable words regarding Google's quantum paper:

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My cowboy hat is a toddler. He turned 3 years old today 🎂

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73 sats \ 1 reply \ @Fenix 31 Mar

congrats.

It's a shame for me that I can't hold mine for 2 days in a row.

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It's really because I have no life.

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three years is mighty impressive.

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yee haw

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quite a feat. I'm still waiting for Babylon Day - when I will lose mine

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I lost my cowboy hat in a bitcoin accident

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Did you insure it?

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I do not want to use any insurance.
Sovereign individuals take full responsibility for their own actions.

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then it wasn't an accident ;-)

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My Darth mask is 14 years old :)

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Wow! Is that true? You created your nym in 2012?

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Did you use the mask on Bitcoin Talk forums or other places?

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I wasn't very active online until 2018-2019. I was really busy learning and stacking before 2018.
I never had a twatter account.
Yes, I have an old bitcoin talk account but I didn't use it.
On reddit I was some kind active during the block size wars, but not with darthcoin nym. Not too much, just a little. After the fork I stopped using reddit, not even reading it.

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LOL

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Conbase customer service is a prime metric for the current state of "excellence" in the world.

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So long, nodejs, it's been fun.

% node

zsh: command not found: node

From now on, you're in jail:

% alias |grep njs

njs='container run -it --rm node:lts-alpine'
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Why'd you do that?

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If you look at the postmortem (source: #1462688) of the axios attack (#1462677) then you see this trend where every repo that follows "best practices" of providing publish tokens to GH for automated npm or pypi publication (e.g. #1460434) is now vulnerable and we're seeing big packages getting exposed. Since every lazy maintainer that ever roamed the earth gives GH their publish tokens, ignoring the security implications probably even without thinking, this means that we're looking at up to 80% of packages being vulnerable right now, either through the maintainer's own lax security or that of their upstream deps, which they likely didn't review.

This means that at this point, installing anything on a workstation or laptop without proper isolation is asking for trouble. So, to make it hard on myself, I force containerization of everything. The njs alias is just so that I still have runtime, but no npm. If you don't have it installed, yet someone targets your box through npm postinstall scripts, then... they better be able to break out of non-privileged container runtime.

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Coín of the day:

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Somebody asked me on nostr "what are the differences between Zeus with LND and LDK?"

So I made here a quick comparison table, with main features for each LN node implementation so more people could understand and choose wisely, which node will use., starting with new release v0.13 that will come soon.

Maybe are more features I missed, but anyways these are the main ones.

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