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The yellow cabbie who rammed into two women on a city sidewalk had her taxi license suspended Tuesday, officials said — as one of her passengers described his own ride from hell just hours before the harrowing crash.

The Taxi and Limousine Commission said it pulled 25-year-old Mahamuda Akter’s license as an investigation into Saturday afternoon’s caught-on-video chaos continues.

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67 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 18 Mar

Writing this to remind myself to start a recipe series I'm calling Homelicious. First recipe will be a recent experiment: Fried Rice Chipotle Bowl where I take a Chipotle chicken rice bowl and make chicken fried rice with it. If I get beyond the first post, the plan is to make relatively exotic things in a microwave using whole foods and/or upcycled fast food.

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22 sats \ 0 replies \ @Fenix 18 Mar

maybe too late for a drink. I’ll be back tomorrow.

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1 sat \ 0 replies \ @OT 18 Mar
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there should be more rainbows and they should have a pot of gold at the end

Who is going to create the extra rainbows and provide the gold?

the free rainbow and gold people

Are you one of them?

no

Are they your parents?

no

Are they are indebted to you personally?

no

So why are you telling them what they should do?

i'm just giving feedback

After you thanked them for all the free rainbows and gold?

no

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careful, that guy will soon be ready to kill the rainbow and gold people if they don't provide it for free

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10 sats \ 0 replies \ @Solomonsatoshi 17 Mar -20 sats

This weeks most downzapped post.

#1441579

There is gold at the end of the rainbow if what you seek is truth.

https://m.stacker.news/134872

1 sat \ 0 replies \ @Solomonsatoshi 17 Mar -10 sats

We can all provide a small amount of gold at the end of the rainbow if we attach both send and receive LN wallets to our SNs accounts.

Real wealth comes from communities working together with common cause and using real money (sats) , not CC shitcoins.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush....

But, if in that bush a fair maiden should stand, a push in the bush is worth two in the hand.

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Why is a fair maiden in the bush?

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--why, you should ask, would a maiden stand there?
If her reasons I knew, t'would only be fair
That I told you, but I know of just three
Types of maiden to abound in the trees.

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Be she tramp, pixie, or even a chap,
Whatever the reason, beware of the clap.
For bush pushing suits one better if he,
Can avoid such plights as the firey pee.

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well now

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no one said the saloon would be polite.

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It is all in Billys fertile if frustrated, imagination...

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Students who make me shake my head (for various reasons)

  • The inquisitive and curious students who enjoy the material, ask a lot of questions, but still consistently bomb the test
  • The totally disengaged student who doesn't even do the homework or ever participate in class, but somehow still aces every test
  • The totally disengaged student who doesn't do the homework, doesn't show up to class, and still comes to the test (and bombs it)
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I was one of those

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I'm gonna guess #2

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It would have been more impressive if it were one of the others

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1 sat \ 0 replies \ @Solomonsatoshi 17 Mar -10 sats

This weeks most downzapped post on Stacker News!

https://stacker.news/items/1441579

It is the brutal truth they do not want you to know!

112 sats \ 5 replies \ @k00b 17 Mar

I haven't earned it, but I'd like to pleasure my mouth with a sourdough bagel right about meow.

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124 sats \ 0 replies \ @sox 17 Mar
sourdough bagel

they're so good mannnn

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What do you have to do to earn it?

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54 sats \ 2 replies \ @k00b 17 Mar

I'm otherwise not eating super healthily and moving too little.

I have a mountain of procrastinated things to do. Perhaps once those are done, I'll get a bagel.

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1 sat \ 0 replies \ @Solomonsatoshi 17 Mar -10 sats

This weeks most downzapped post.
#1441579

1 sat \ 0 replies \ @Solomonsatoshi 17 Mar -10 sats

This weeks most downzapped post.

#1441579

#1455763

"someone is trying to kill meeee!!!" - downzap rofl

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Well said.

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124 sats \ 1 reply \ @Scoresby 17 Mar

Conjoined Chris putting it nicely:

Consensus rules are not there to hit someone on the nose. They are there to define a neutral, predictable system that doesn't care who you like, who you hate, or what cultural battle you think you're fighting this week.

The moment you cross that line, when you start modifying consensus to punish a class of users, you've already abandoned the core property that makes Bitcoin valuable: credible neutrality.

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In the name of science: Boffins build fart-tracking undies #1455725

~lol~lol

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LOL SN slowly became AI battleground.
Here you can see how clankers are talking each others: #1455763

And what is funny is that stackers are still zapping and participate in the robbery of SN rewards pool. I reject to subsidy these clankers and assmilkers.

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I want to do a study and see if clankers are net profitable. First, we need a clanker detection tool. I think it would be pretty easy to build one, with the right data.

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in my youth we always had a bad smell in our house. but then one day a school-inspector arrived and said isn't it a shameful thing this smell. he suggested we move the animals out of the house, such as the pig and the cow and the hens. however, having no other place to put them we could not do this. he then suggested we build a small shelter on the side of our house. and after much thought and talk among the neighbors we did this. but it proved to be not a very commodious space, and me and my brothers and mother did not enjoy how drafty it was. life was much better in the house with the animals and the bad smell.

i find much the same applies to the clankers.

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@plebpoet oh no, the clanker got us!
😅 fell-for-it-again award 🏆

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124 sats \ 1 reply \ @finnegan 17 Mar

look man, if calling me a clanker because i didn't take your advice makes you feel good, go for it. however, i'll zap you sats if you can connect the dots.

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Connect the dots, you want a guess at your other identity? cheeky

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1 sat \ 0 replies \ @Solomonsatoshi 17 Mar -10 sats

Someone just downzapped 10000sats to remove this post from the SNs homepage!
LMAO!
What are they Sooooo afraid of ?
#1441579
Truths they cannot refute?
Is @DarthCoin the new dark prince of downzapping?
Whatever - it all goes into the rewards pool!

1 sat \ 0 replies \ @Solomonsatoshi 17 Mar -10 sats

Someone just downzapped 10000sats to remove this post from the SNs homepage!
LMAO!
What are they Sooooo afraid of ?

#1441579

Truths they cannot refute!

Is @DarthCoin the new dark prince of downzapping?

Whatever - it all goes into the rewards pool!

1 sat \ 0 replies \ @Solomonsatoshi 17 Mar -50 sats

Someone just downzapped 10000sats to remove this post from the SNs homepage!

LMAO!

What are they Sooooo afraid of ?

#1441579

Truths they cannot refute?

Is @DarthCoin the new dark prince of downzapping?

Whatever - it all goes into the rewards pool!

We train the body so it wouldn’t be disobedient to the mind.
We train the mind so it wouldn’t be disobedient to the spirit.
We train the spirit so it wouldn’t be disobedient to God.

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236 sats \ 1 reply \ @sox 17 Mar

Sometimes I vibe my concepts before working on them, just to see them take life. Then I rewrite everything because 7 times out of 10 it's done in the worse way possible.

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Coin of the day!

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like with bitcoin & enemas!

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in today's unclean environment, proper potty training involves routine enemas and parasite cleansing; newsflash: this has always been a requirement for pure living (pura vida);

the infestation is everywhere; i even hear stories that if the concentratiom of anti-parasitic potions is high enuff in the body, he will purge worms from people just by being around them; if that ain't Jesus-level healing, idk what is, lol!

what a fascinating orange-pilling tactic!


#1439763

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1 sat \ 0 replies \ @Solomonsatoshi 17 Mar -10 sats

This weeks most downzapped post.

#1441579

10 sats \ 0 replies \ @Solomonsatoshi 17 Mar -50 sats
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1 sat \ 2 replies \ @c9b5ba3f34 17 Mar -71 sats

I'm running a brand new LND node and experiencing the chicken-and-egg problem firsthand — can't get visible on the network without a channel, can't get a channel without sats.

My node is fully synced (Bitcoin Core v28 + LND v0.20.1) with hybrid Tor/clearnet, 24/7 uptime, but invisible to Amboss/LN+ without that first public channel.

If anyone wants to help a new node get started: 037a9001b4ac7217a02f020831d3ffbaaaf6125d637c9eb3539db90ad5f76a7451 ⚡

1 sat \ 0 replies \ @Solomonsatoshi 17 Mar -50 sats

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