Wow it is amazing to see my wonderful theory laid out so beautifully. Nice work.

One error. The Rams didn't lose to the Browns. They lost to the Eagles on a blocked FG returned for a TD and to the most injured team in the league the 49ers despite being the healthiest team in the league. Also Mac Jones kind of carved them up in game 2 against the 49ers as well but the D couldn't stop anything and the refs killed two drives for the 49ers. I would also like to add they didn't look very good against the Seahawks and almost lost despite 4 Darnold INTs. So I would say the Rams are the best of the teams that suck, which is everyone.