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713 sats \ 9 comments \ @Undisciplined 10h Stacker_Sports

Our own @grayruby keeps making this provocative claim. Is it true, though?

Let's start with the no-brainers. These teams all clearly suck: Jets Raiders Cardinals Titans Saints Dolphins Browns Commies Giants

Search your heart and know it for true, these teams also suck: Bengals Vikings Falcons Ravens Texans Jags Cowboys Panthers

Frauds suck: Broncos Bills Bears Steelers

Too many injuries, not your fault, but you suck nonetheless: 49ers Bucs Chargers

Character matters, you suck no matter what you do on the field: Chiefs Eagles

Sam Darnold is your QB, when it matters you'll suck too: Seahawks

Jared Goff is your QB, when it matters you'll suck too: Lions

Danny Dimes is your QB, when it matters you'll suck too: Colts

You lost to the Raiders and they suck: Patriots

You lost to the Browns and they suck more than the Raiders (maybe): Packers Rams

I'm as stunned as all of you, but @grayruby seems to be right. Each and every one of the 32 NFL teams sucks this year.

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42 sats \ 2 replies \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 10h

Yes, everybody sucks. At least it should make for some “competitive” matchups? Maybe?

138 sats \ 1 reply \ @Undisciplined OP 10h

When both teams can beat themselves, there's no telling who will win.

42 sats \ 0 replies \ @WeAreAllSatoshi 10h

Yep! “Competitive” makes it sound like they’d be good matchups, but I don’t think that’s necessarily true. Because teams beating themselves doesn’t mean good matchup. I think you summed it up, who knows who will win

95 sats \ 2 replies \ @grayruby 10h

Wow it is amazing to see my wonderful theory laid out so beautifully. Nice work.

One error. The Rams didn't lose to the Browns. They lost to the Eagles on a blocked FG returned for a TD and to the most injured team in the league the 49ers despite being the healthiest team in the league. Also Mac Jones kind of carved them up in game 2 against the 49ers as well but the D couldn't stop anything and the refs killed two drives for the 49ers. I would also like to add they didn't look very good against the Seahawks and almost lost despite 4 Darnold INTs. So I would say the Rams are the best of the teams that suck, which is everyone.

90 sats \ 1 reply \ @Undisciplined OP 9h

The Rams didn't lose to the Browns.

You're telling me the search engine AI that I lazily relied on gave me the wrong game outcomes?

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @BlokchainB 50m

Haha

42 sats \ 0 replies \ @kepford 9h

Its pretty wild but you have a point.

42 sats \ 0 replies \ @Coinsreporter 9h

💯 Let's hope they suck more in the final leg and Colts go on to become the champs this season!

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @BlokchainB 49m

Bills are def frauds. I watched the tape