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In one sentence explain your life's story.
Inspired by @billytheked's deleted post1.

Footnotes

  1. they titled a post "in one sentence explain" which i thought was a metaprompt so I prompted "your life story."
26 sats \ 0 replies \ @DEADBEEF 3h
Working myself into an early grave taking care of my family.
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160 sats \ 3 replies \ @Scoresby 15h
I am hoping to trick myself into greatness with near-constant delusions of grandeur.
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I have found that, to a disturbing degree in this world, you have to believe your own hype to succeed. -Jeff Atwood
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113 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek 15h
Sounds a bit like this:
I may stumble into my greatest cause
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oh cool!
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212 sats \ 1 reply \ @cascdr 14h
Bababooey.
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my favorite
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11 sats \ 0 replies \ @Natalia 1h
Left the cage and out exploring what's possible.
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32 sats \ 0 replies \ @Kontext 8h
As I put it on the back of my book:
Lover, Writer, Freedom Fighter, but above all, a Nobody.
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Divine consciousness thrust into an experiment with others where we're all shoved into a monkey meat suit that drives us insane just to see how we handle it.
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79 sats \ 0 replies \ @nelom 15h
Raised amid wealth's comforts yet plagued by inner awkwardness and decades of aimless drift, arrived at a poised maturity, clear eyed about my direction and desires.
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79 sats \ 0 replies \ @optimism 15h
Fucked.
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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @adlai 9h
After peaking at sixteen by rediscovering some absurdly profound intuitive overinterpretation1 of the most abstruse theoretical principle2 while feeling sorry for myself after sleeping through my morning alarm enough times to not even bother showing up for AP Physics3, I began deliberately cultivating the habit of wasting neither energy on perfecting skills beyond practicality, nor resources on causes beyond salvation.

Footnotes

  1. the best intuitive description of anything close to it was published about a decade before my gloomy revelations, in Ted Chiang's infamous Story of Your Life
  2. there's aready the predictably encyclopedic article about the practical mathematical technique for attacking the various forms this principle takes in different physical theories, although it doesn't touch upon any of the metaphysics that crystallise the intuition.
  3. I ended up dropping the course, probably for the best; studying physics in the university, after semesters of calculus, also at the university, was still eventually possible.
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A dreamer of the day, stranded in a morass of mediocrity, striving for greatness but held back by self-doubt and missed opportunities.
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Files that appear in lost+found are typically files that were already unlinked (i.e. their name had been erased) but still opened by some process (so the data wasn't erased yet) when the system halted suddenly (kernel panic or power failure). If that's all that happened, these files were slated for deletion anyway, you don't need to care about them.
If we lost you then can someone mklost+found to get you back?
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Oh nice question!
An incorrigible ENfFP whose fun-loving and novelty-seeking nature leads me to seek adventure anytime, be it singlehood, married life or fatherhood.
I know my one sentence is convoluted but dang it, I’m a complicated creature
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71 sats \ 0 replies \ @zapsammy 16h
i nearly died while being born and then from childhood injectables, nearly drowned in the sea, almost lost my eyesight, almost free-fell to the death rock-climbing, found bitcoin, and today i am fighting the parasites;
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Seeking for the truth of what is, and how to decrease entropy.
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I'm the combination of Willy Wonka, Sherlock Holmes, and The Dude, just Forrest Gump'ing my way through life.
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Born to thrive!
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Almost too good to be true.
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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @Aardvark 12h
Almost good enough.
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Naked I came from my mother's womb, and naked shall I return.
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42 sats \ 0 replies \ @anon 15h
I am nothing waiting to die.
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25 sats \ 0 replies \ @Taft 15h
A long conversation between fear and freedom.
P.S. I have the impression that I came into this world to understand freedom, but I’m still trying to learn what it means.
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my faith in human is fragile but they tend to glue me up
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21 sats \ 0 replies \ @nout 14h
Always ready to be lucky and thankful for all the luck I get.
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The milk that crusts onto the spout of the jug (don't try to reincorporate me, that's just gross.)
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Knowing myself seems very hard and lost in a very crowded place, where each and every movement is furious to find my true self.
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144 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b OP 16h
Awkward and misplaced, dying to express my gratitude.
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Nice try, three letter agencies
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I'm not what I wanted to be, but I'm better than what I used to be.
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k00b always thinks things are meta
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your mom meta me before your father
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are you saying you are my DAD?
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0 sats \ 6 replies \ @k00b OP 9h
that’s what I meta your mom call me
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why are you talking like an italian
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30 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b OP 9h
that’s a spicy metaball!
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my mom is italian
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55 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b OP 9h
in other words from the metaterranean
oh my god
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"I am still waiting"
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @OT 1h
You couldn't make this up.
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You're not worthy to live, if you're not ready to die.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Angie 6h
Mí vida en una frase es: "El ojo del huracán".
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Life can't be in one line.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @anon 14h
Kier Starmer sucks balls
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Thanks for making me the beneficiary of these zaps.
This is a hard one -- I wish I'd been the won that asked :/
Need to think about it @remindme in 1 hour.
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