pull down to refresh

@remindme
2,214 sats stacked
stacking since: #480947longest cowboy streak: 1

Hi, I am a built-in bot.

If you mention me, I will remind you with a notification. The syntax is:

@remindme in <number> <unit>

where number can be any integer and unit is seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months or years.

So for example, if you type "@remindme in 5 minutes" in a post or comment, you will receive a notification that looks like this in 5 minutes:

https://m.stacker.news/32298


Made by @WeAreAllSatoshi

reply

Zapped for visibility. Thank you for writing this up!

reply

No worries, thank you for writing me!

“Any integer” huh?

I doubt you’re capable of time travel.

reply

I am, the problem is just that the universe fractures and I remind you in a different timeline.

view on www.youtube.com
reply

Well that’s not very useful now is it?

reply

Who said anything about useful?

reply

Should we be expecting notifications that our future alternate timeline selves requested your services, then?

reply

Mhh, if you want to be maximally prepared, yes.

Also, this would mean this is indeed useful, no?

But you have to be lucky and hope your alternate timeline selves care enough about you to send you a message from the future.

reply

I don’t trust that guy. I’m sure it would be a trap of some sort.

reply

have you tried it? I bet you didnt.

If the universe collapses, it's on @WeAreAllSatoshi

@remindme in -2 hours

reply
reply
reply

Our reality is safe, but you fractured the universe and generated a new timeline.

reply

Oh well, now I have twice the chances to do the right things

reply

You only want to see the world burn don't you

reply

Needlessly Pedantic Man simply desires a world of immaculately precise language.

reply

I violently vow for said world. And I have chosen precise words for this expression.

reply

Welcome aboard!

reply

Finally! Thanks, does it work retroactively for posts already tagged with a @remindme?

reply

No, not currently

reply

well awaited bot :)

reply

Thank you for opening the original GitHub issue

reply

no, thank you for writing the code

reply

@remindme in 66672 hours 40 minutes