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100 sats \ 1 reply \ @DannyM 22 Oct \ on: Write a short story with 12 words bitcoin

decided to write it as a greentext because it's hilarious... obviously not a real story

be me 25yo NEET living in mom's basement decide to finally touch grass after 3 years

walked outside for my daily

{\color{red}session}

of pretending to be normal human

see qt3.14 at coffee shop she does that thing where she ${\color{orange}smile}$ s at me ohshit.jpg

somehow don't fuck it up completely

6 months later we're talking ${\color{yellow}marriage}$ her dad is boomer who only communicates in dad jokes and ${\color{green}lyrics}$ from 80s songs mfw I have to pretend I know who Journey is

meet her extended family

her ${\color{cyan}cousin}$ shows up literal gigachad 6'4" jawline could cut diamonds meanwhile I look like if Gollum and a Discord mod had a ${\color{blue}couple}$ baby

wedding day arrives

priest starts ceremony has to ${\color{purple}announce}$ that if anyone objects speak now or forever hold your peace schizo uncle stands up starts ranting about how the ${\color{magenta}antenna}$ on the church is receiving CIA mind control signals based

reception is pure chaos

trying to ${\color{brown}orient}$ myself to find the bathroom get lost in venue it's literally designed like a ${\color{pink}maze}$ take 45 minutes to find exit everyone thinks I ditched my own wedding

honeymoon night

wife wants to "consummate" tell her I need to ${\color{gray}cover}$ myself, so i put on my robe and wizard hat she asks why explain it's for "optimal performance" she leaves sleep ${\color{teal}outside}$ on hotel balcony best night of my life

mfw I'm now divorced mfw I have to move back with mom ngmi but at least I have my sats

Seed:

{\color{red}session}

{\color{orange}smile}

{\color{yellow}marriage}

{\color{green}lyrics}

{\color{cyan}cousin}

{\color{blue}couple}

{\color{purple}announce}

{\color{magenta}antenna}

{\color{brown}orient}

{\color{pink}maze}

{\color{gray}cover}

{\color{teal}outside}

nobody will ever suspect it's actually a wallet because who the fuck would hide financial instruments in a story about a NEET's failed marriage caused by autism

0 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin OP 22 Oct

nobody will ever suspect it's actually a wallet because who the fuck would hide financial instruments in a story about a NEET's failed marriage caused by autism

100% right !