Ok bounty closed. I paid the top one voted and the next 3 also.

She cooked bacon, he brought bacon, they laughed over bacon, and the radio played a song about bacon. All they could think about was bacon. Morning sunlight warmed their bacon and coffee; from then on, all their breakfasts always included bacon. After she left, he made bacon for two out of habit, setting one plate down and speaking to the empty chair about bacon. One spring morning he unwrapped bacon on a park bench and finally felt whole again because of one thing: Because of bacon, he does not have to think about checksum.

Fun challenge! To up my game, I tried it with 24 words.

The faint noise sounded like *opera. Busy Grace hummed to herself, working on the ice carbon panel. Hanging by a wire, her brush with success leading to a flee fall, she tried to do damage control. Taking stock of the sight before her, she vowed to obtain a viable version next round. She would rescue her red flag and turn it into a shining example. This hurt won’t ruin her. Instead, it would help her innovate the real method.

Last time I saw you, you were just a tiny kid — but I still see you every day, deep in my memory. Still got that smile and beauty, like a flower.

Suddenly, the deep space rocket began to shudder violently. A brave human pilot was ready to feel the impact. This unusual alien energy, a total mystery across the vast expanse, would arrive soon.

Keywords ---- Vast, space, rocket, arrive, brave, human, feel, unusual, alien, energy, total, mystery

decided to write it as a greentext because it's hilarious... obviously not a real story

be me 25yo NEET living in mom's basement decide to finally touch grass after 3 years

walked outside for my daily $session$ of pretending to be normal human

see qt3.14 at coffee shop she does that thing where she $smile$s at me ohshit.jpg

somehow don't fuck it up completely

6 months later we're talking $marriage$ her dad is boomer who only communicates in dad jokes and $lyrics$ from 80s songs mfw I have to pretend I know who Journey is

meet her extended family

her $cousin$ shows up literal gigachad 6'4" jawline could cut diamonds meanwhile I look like if Gollum and a Discord mod had a $couple$ baby

wedding day arrives

priest starts ceremony has to $announce$ that if anyone objects speak now or forever hold your peace schizo uncle stands up starts ranting about how the $antenna$ on the church is receiving CIA mind control signals based

reception is pure chaos

trying to $orient$ myself to find the bathroom get lost in venue it's literally designed like a $maze$ take 45 minutes to find exit everyone thinks I ditched my own wedding

honeymoon night

wife wants to "consummate" tell her I need to $cover$ myself, so i put on my robe and wizard hat she asks why explain it's for "optimal performance" she leaves sleep $outside$ on hotel balcony best night of my life

mfw I'm now divorced mfw I have to move back with mom ngmi but at least I have my sats

Seed: $session$ $smile$ $marriage$ $lyrics$ $cousin$ $couple$ $announce$ $antenna$ $orient$ $maze$ $cover$ $outside$

nobody will ever suspect it's actually a wallet because who the fuck would hide financial instruments in a story about a NEET's failed marriage caused by autism

The horrors of the ancient 21^st century consume a lot of bandwidth to process. Driving thru the ruins of past civilizations, the archeological robots chug diesel, tasked with finding the answer to the question "Why?"

inspired by Richard Greaser's new track: https://wavlake.com/album/3bd67867-8efe-42ee-95cd-0d98c04d161a

The chief of the city watched from his car as the boy ran through the fog. The distance between them grew, but he could still feel the tension in the air. Suddenly, a bullet sliced through the silence: the act that would change everything.

From behind a filter of smoke, an elegant female stepped forward, her calm eyes steady despite the chaos. The air seemed to freeze around her.^[1]

1. I really chose the words deliberately, each one with a grain of salt, as you might say, and it turned out to be a really great story hahahahaha ↩

Mom,^[1]

We accepted the resolution beneath a blanket of silence, in the name of peace, a scary version of it. They said it's our citizen duty to turn bitcoin into ETFs, for the glorious battle. We (I, you, almost everyone) said this is good, the immense loss of everything. This giant elephant in our room was too big and we accepted it.

Yet, they're still fighting, the self-custody culture remains. With a tired wink, a man whispered to me The ones holding keys, hold THE truth. His words were a cannon against lies.

I remember this, when I wake up. I tell myself softly, we're not legends but subjects of freedoms, we need breathing, we whisper always for more.

Yours,

Your ghost

1. I must say...this reminds me of prompt words challenges that Wordpress used to make in the past. I never thought to use like this my words. The 12 words are marked like this, inside the story in a order combined by an order that I'm comfortable with. ↩

Today I am asking you to take this challenge: write a nice / funny / drama / love story using 12 words as it could be 12 words from a wallet you want to save.

report --> darthcoin is phishing 🤣

It's okay; my giant tool looks like a train, but after I shoot into your tiny circle, you'll ask for a donor to flock to develop a shield. After all, you're going to call me your chief because it'll smell like salmon, and you'll never forget me.

Future question

Bitter ice desert, Broken, frozen, bleak night. Cool gloom pioneer.

That ugly salmon laugh hard when two cactus bounce into garbage damp.

Under the cover of a silent night, the masked robber pulled up in his sleek black car outside the glittering jewelry store. Heart racing, he smashed the display case and grab the priceless diamond, quick as lightning, before any alarm could blare. Escape was his only thought — as the police would arrive soon. He floored the gas, vanishing into the shadows, triumphant yet breathless.

The $man$ caught her gentle $glance$ across the crowded room. Something $silent$ passed between them — a recognition deeper than words. The $woman$ felt it too, that inexplicable connection pulling at her $soul$.

They were $two$ strangers, yet not strangers at all.

Months later, standing together as autumn leaves fell, they made their $pledge$. No grand gestures, just $mutual$ understanding in shared smiles and intertwined fingers.

"$Happy$?" he whispered.

She nodded, squeezing his hand. "Completely."

Their $love$ had been quiet from the start — a $gentle$ knowing that some souls simply belong together, waiting patiently through lifetimes to finally $connect$.

I’ve been trying to think of a way to pass down 12 words through oral tradition (a song or story) in such a way that it can survive intact for a couple hundred years. The 12 words would be the key to a couple utxos that are unable to be spent until those couple hundred years have passed.

Trouble would be to have enough redundancy built in so that it can survive generations of the “telephone game” but also not be too obvious or a computer will grab those utxos as soon as they are spendable. Might have to figure out a way to pass down a passphrase on metal that would be the final key to unlocking it.

Man alone, window view, bleak autumn; nothing will change, always eternal sadness

apple, breeze, cloud, dream, echo, flower, glow, heart, joy, moon, river, star

I always wondered about this but never asked or Googled it. Figured now’s a good time. Do seed phrase words gotta be from that official list, or can they be just any random stuf, even made-up words like 'dysgduyugy'?

Don't write stories with your seed words. AI will guess them eventually.

Sow the seeds like trees. Live forever free and work like bees.

Your momma such fat she'll cry when food deposits run empty quickly.

Cool idea.

I bought a fantasy novel from a pleb last week that contains all 2048 words sprinkled in alphabetically. To be used because a book is an easier emergency backup to travel with.

If you're interested:

It's not marketed as being related to bitcoin at all. But it's on Amazon and elsewhere, and there may be more like it.

This is impressive!

Mi inmenso amor sostiene mi mano la música de su corazón es la misma melodía de la promesa eterna que nos juramos eternamente.

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Mmmmmmmm bacon What are you thinking about?

I'm new to this world, but I'll try anyway:

Although I realized That the system is broken The solution appeared

The Rare Earths Market Reality Disproves the Libertarians Free Markets will Will Fix Everything is Bullshit.

BTW here is my solution to free and secure cold wallet seed phrase storage - in open sight!

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/zyva56/low_tech_low_cost_secure_seed_phrase_solution/