Haha. You didn't get "what my mom cooks", means when my wife cooks, I go fasting....because she's a damn bad cook. For last three days, my mom's gone on a pilgrimage to Mathura (Lord Krishna's land) to celebrate Krishna's birthday. 
And I'm mostly surviving on fruits and nuts, coffee, tea, milk and some homemade snacks. 

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I can appreciate that. Although, technically, it takes less effort to fast than to eat more. Maybe you aren't being lazy enough.