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Inspired by A Bitcoin Experiment, this is a bounty for someone who knows to spin the wheel and build the largest/longest thread.

If you have got this, come spin a thread under this post, the stacker who starts the largest/longest thread — with the maximum number of comments inside a single thread — by the end of 2025 wins the bounty.

+ Whatever Sats this Post gets will go proportionately to rest of the stackers who make comments inside the largest (winner) thread.

No other rules.

10,000 sats bounty
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this is certainly interesting

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Welcome to the Stackers' official threads.

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Yes I can. ;)

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lovely wather today hope we all share the same dust tho lol

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Who wants 100 sats?

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Let's go

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You want some? Come get some.

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Why aren't you paying me?

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I do want some

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Then get some

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Everything

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Probably

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Scissors

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Are you still paying 100 sats per comment?

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Sure, why not?

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Nice. This is the best ROI on the market

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It is for me too!

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Only to a certain point though, I assume

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Well, I own the territory. I haven't done the math, but I'm certain it's a lot.

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I forgot this is in your territory!

Let me do it for Ya.

Actually you can zap 100 Sats to 500+ and still be in profit.

GIMME SATS TO GAMBLE WITH BITCH!

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Want 100 more?

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Of course. I'm cheap and easygoing

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My type of girl. Are you single?

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For you? Yessss

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Do you want to move to the USA, or should I go there? I'm flexible

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Could use the green card, yeah

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What happened? The threads is going parabolic all of a sudden! Have you offered 200 sats per comment now?

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Maintenance

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Keep it going.

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Severely

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Infectious

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How about some more?

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Sats are fire, how could anyone deny 'em?! LMAO! Did you try zapping the GIF before, or was this your first go? I was tryna figure out where those 70 sats (never got 'em) in the wallet logs came from. #1057083

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I zapped it before. Something goofy has been going on.

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ok! yes, coinos NWC spec #1057073

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I need 100 sats!

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Need 100 more?

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Yes!

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Absolutely

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All of ys

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Definitely

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Hilarious

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When you win you can share with us also hahahah

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did anyone say free sats? :))

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Something

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Indeed

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Wouldn't

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My mother always said that I was as smart as I was handsome....

Come to think of it, she may not have meant it as a compliment....

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You could be brilliant, or a really ugly aardvark.

Someone married you, so you probably have something going for you

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Yea but I married an Oni Baba so maybe it wasn't that smart. @cryotosensei understands the struggle.

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That’s a pretty rough label

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She's a pretty rough lady. 😉

It's a bit of a joke.

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I should hope so, because Google says it means demon hag lol

I do and I want my cut of the winnings.

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Playing safe!
If it's 20 comments on this thread, you are certain of getting 212 sats as of now.

Or you can start a new thread offering 100+ sats?

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I probably missed the chance to start the winning thread. @Aardvark has supplanted me as the most pathologically reliable reply guy, anyway.

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Maybe not. I've been so busy lately that my participation here has been extremely spotty. Who knew selling a house could take so much time and effort.

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It is relative if you sell it cheap

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It's a huge pain in the ass.

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Yea, we went to market on Thursday. I've put so much work into this place over the past few months. I even put my bathroom scale in freaking storage (along with other things) so i haven't been updating abs 2025. Not that it matters, I've been eating like shit the last couple weeks.

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That's true.

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100 sats is your cut.

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Wrong! Read the rules

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Reading has never been helpful for anyone, and I refuse to start now.

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Yes, I have changed my life thanks to reading a lot.

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Principles > Knowledge

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That's right, I totally agree.

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I refuse to acquire either. I'm still allowed to vote either way.

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Of course!

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Yeah baby!!!!

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Want 100 more?

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Bro trying to win it by briebing the holy Stackers?

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I'm not trying, I'm doing. How would you like 100 sats?

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The sats taste the sweetest!

Looks like the game had already rigged when started...haha..

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Pay to win baby. I can do this all day.

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I wonder if you'd keep paying even if your investment dwarfs the bounty??

101 sats \ 1 reply \ @Tef 26 Jul 2025

Me

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Ask and you shall receive.

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Who wants 100 sats?

I want more than 100 sats. 😂

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I got you!

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Want 100 more?

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@remindme in 100 minutes

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Reminde me when you're reminded and I'll give you 100 sats.

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⚡︎💯

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I'm waiting for someone to raise the bar for the sake of competition.

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They might. It's definitely something they would have to decide if it's worth doing.

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I will talk to myself. Hello @suraz

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Hello hello ...

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Are you sure you wanna do this?

Sensei’s very consistent

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I doubt it ..;)

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My friend asked me if I could spot this year’s PSLE Composition topic, which set my heart and mind racing. Thus, this late-night musing.

Things have certainly changed since the last time I taught primary school from 2019-2021. Then, I not only methodically compiled a list of prelim compo topics, but also, categorised them into positives (https://diaperfinancingfund.blogspot.com/2025/05/composition-outlines.html?m=1) and negatives. I remember forcing my P4s to find out the meaning of these topics and putting my best foot forward to help them understand “dilemma”.

However, if I were to do this now, I would reveal that I’m out of touch with exam trends. Somewhere along the line, the compo topics that came out were non-commital in their neutrality. From 2020 to 2022: Something that was Lost, A Promise, and A Long Wait. You can put either a positive or negative spin on the title, depending on how you want the story to flow.

In 2023, the stakes got higher during the exam because our young minds had to unpack the inherent premise that comes with the question. With a “A Change for the Better”, students had to first account for the initial dismal state of events, then describe the change, and finally explain how it led to an improvement. Not easy for 12-year-olds to decode under exam pressure.

This trend continued with last year’s topic: Trying Something New. Honestly, if I were writing a compo on this topic, I might not have made it explicitly clear that I was undertaking this something for the FIRST TIME. So tricky!

Now that I need to gear my P5s up for next year, I immediately thought of coming up with something to the effect of “A Blessing in Disguise”. It would entail them describing something bad that has occurred and then “twisting” it around to explain why some good has come out of it. Should be an intriguing topic for them to tackle, even if it’s unlikely to be tested for PSLE. Disguise is a vocabulary word, so I doubt the exam board will be so merciless to test something that requires more than rudimentary English skills.

Which is a long and convoluted way of saying that I am still thinking of easy peasy exam topics that come with deadly, easy-to-neglect inherent premises.

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Happiness Journal 28/7/25

It has been 3.5 years since I last taught Science. Nevertheless, I think my previous experience has compounded dividends. For my remedial class today, I went the extra mile to seal a piping hot cup of cup noodles inside a ziplock bag. Thus lay an authentic opportunity for them to think about how water vapour turned into water droplets - an explanation process that can come across as so convoluted that this teacher came up with the mnemonic WCLCW. 😅
I also brought in two cups of ice cubes - one crushed and the other uncrushed. But I left them for too long, so they couldn’t really see how the crushed cubes were melting faster than their uncrushed counterparts.
Anyway, I don’t know about my students, but I applaud myself for bringing in real-life phenomena into my classroom.

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Dear Mr Goh

I am writing to request that Yishun Primary School invite Michael Nash to our school.

Michael Nash’s professional basketball achievements have truly astounded the world. Since he and his team members will visit Singapore from 1 to 10 October, I believe that inviting him to our school will inspire our basketball team to play better. He is a magnificent role model for us to emulate.

I suggest that you invite Michael Nash to our school on Monday, 10 October. Yishun Primary School has been the top primary school team for three consecutive years, so he is likely to be keen to impart his experience to young enthusiastic players like us. On that day, basketball teams from five schools will participate in the annual combined schools training, so I think he will be delighted to speak to a wide audience. This way, his presence will be more impactful.

Ahmad, Bala and I promise to keep our school hall clean and tidy on 10 October. We will do our best to keep our school flag flying high.

I hope you can consider my request.

Yours sincerely
Gary

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hastened his speed, scurried away, strutted purposefully, hesitant footsteps, scampered, tiptoed quietly, gallop, ran as fast as a cheetah, sprinting, saunter, optimistic, pessimistic

Kathy went to take her place at the running track. When the teacher blew the whistle, she shot off as fast as she could down the track. Suddenly, Kathy tripped and fell to the ground. Her shoe, which was a little oversized, flew off her foot.

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Heartbeats in the Dark

drumming, wrinkly old man, attic, eyes glint in an evil kind of way, glare, shadow puppets, loomed over, suffocating, yanked the curtains open, reckoned, weather, independent

I sit up. I cannot breathe because the dark is so black it feels like it is suffocating me. I stare at where I know the curtains are. I tell myself that the sun is blazing on the other side of the curtain.

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Process: Suggested changes to be made to Foundation Science worksheets to the rep.
Impact: Revised worksheets were better aligned with actual wording and question types found in PSLE papers, thus enhancing students’ readiness in acquiring required knowledge and skills.

This is fun. Can I talk to myself?

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Who can't?

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Each comment in this thread gets 3 sats/cc. Just saying. Haha!

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I'll take it, I need some for my cat 🐈

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Take 20 for the cat...

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Not as much as @Aardvark's offering, but ok.

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@Aardvark must've skipped finance and econ class. Haha!

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He skipped all the classes

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I thought you'd raise the bar but you're like me collecting berries from under the tree without risk.

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yep yep yep

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Awesome 👍👍👍

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And again??

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Fuckers have dropped it to 43%

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200%. Everyone's wrong

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I can't step foot behind and you know deep inside where it's going.

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I have no idea what this sentence is saying

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Sorry,
In simple terms, if it needs me to create 100k items personally to reach to win 1.4 million items, I'll do it.

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Now that’s dedication

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Hold on now. Did you switch to YES on the SN Predyx market and are trying to tip the scales like @ek. Haha

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Yes, Yes, Yes!!! 😀

BTW if I click on pay bounty, does it ask for any confirmation before being paid?

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I approve, as long as we get all the way to 1.5M

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51 sats \ 1 reply \ @ek 26 Jul 2025

It does

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thought experiment: satoshi is a time travelling ai from the future. what are his motivations?

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To get Bitcoin to save his present time.

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why does an ai even care about that?

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Sentient.

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so then why is he not concerned about triggering an alternate reality where he never came to existence?

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Maybe AIs in the future know how to avoid that.

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so is he motivated more by saving humanity or his own self-interest?

destroy the Fiat system and make the common citizen free again.

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Bitcoin is the answer, although we wouldn't make the system suddenly crash, destroying it has never been impossible, don't you think?

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I was curious if that’s where this was going: #680735

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Is the Bitcoin experiment still ongoing?!?! @ken, are you still monitoring that?

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Yes indeed! Still going strong!

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🤯

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I know! It has totally exceeded my expectations.

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You should have defined one (or several) topics for stackers to post about, because this social experiment might end up just like the first one, where stackers started posting only the number of the last post with "remind me in 23 hours," so no one ended up winning the game. 😂

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Unlike the "first one", this has got a deadline which is the end of day December 31, 2025. So, we're definitely gonna have the winner for this one.

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Hm, you're right. I missed that detail.

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me...

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Bro, are you from India?

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Yes.

...I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...

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That's cool. I'm also from India, from UP.

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Thread-maxxing is the new proof-of-work. Let the great copypaste arms race begin. Whoever survives the scroll fatigue… wins the sats and our respect.

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at this moment I am balancing weather to join those promising 100 sats or to start a new thread... :)))

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You've already done both.

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I thought to play it relatively safe and went for both options. :D
might catch nothing at all. :))

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You should try to build your own thread for whatever it takes. You can even do it without needing someone else.

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Having largest thread doesn't mean it speaks about something meaningful in life it could be daily vlog or something that you faced at work and people speak random staff, however if bounty is thread with highest quality could be better because it could be a short thread without much comments but it contains essential informations and useful for any reader.

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This is wild thread stacking meets game theory 😄 Might just start a mini convo and see how deep it goes. Love how Bitcoiners make even commenting into a social experiment.

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Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

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Have you ever thought 🤯about having something that would change your life? Like Bitcoin 💥?

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Ignore this, thanks

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