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82 sats \ 14 replies \ @denlillaapan OP 19h \ parent \ on: Who Are the Companies Hoarding Bitcoin? (Financial Times, Philip Stafford) econ

Only if you leverage it, issue some equity, do some clever financial engineering and achieve like 1.3:1 backing against your treasury stack

55 sats \ 13 replies \ @grayruby 19h

Congrats you are the new CFEO (chief financial engineering officer). Welcome to the team.

40 sats \ 9 replies \ @Undisciplined 19h

Hmm, it seems like I have insufficient votes to veto anything.

I'm onboard, but only if he's paid entirely in the make-believe assets he invents.

82 sats \ 7 replies \ @denlillaapan OP 18h

I have a mini miner, so I'm technically making ("unleashing") bitcoin. PAY ME SATS, BITCH #936913

40 sats \ 6 replies \ @Undisciplined 18h

I suspect you have technically not made any new bitcoins.

72 sats \ 5 replies \ @denlillaapan OP 18h

what?! but I mined them, they neeeeew

37 sats \ 4 replies \ @Undisciplined 18h

Are you pointing at Ocean's pool? I forget. They show you if you've found any.

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42 sats \ 0 replies \ @grayruby 19h

Deal. I suggest an initial 3 month contract to determine how much finance a chief financial engineering officer could engineer if a chief financial engineering officer could engineer finance.

After that we can reevaluate and potentially offer him a permanent role and a seat on the board of old men yelling at clouds if he really engineers the shit out of those finances.