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54 sats \ 15 replies \ @grayruby 19h \ on: Who Are the Companies Hoarding Bitcoin? (Financial Times, Philip Stafford) econ

Stacker Sports is hoarding Bitcoin. Our treasury is up over 110k sats now. Although almost all of it is ear marked for contest payouts. But we are hoarding. Buy our stock! You can have some of @Undisciplined's shares.

82 sats \ 14 replies \ @denlillaapan OP 19h

Only if you leverage it, issue some equity, do some clever financial engineering and achieve like 1.3:1 backing against your treasury stack

55 sats \ 13 replies \ @grayruby 19h

Congrats you are the new CFEO (chief financial engineering officer). Welcome to the team.

40 sats \ 9 replies \ @Undisciplined 19h

Hmm, it seems like I have insufficient votes to veto anything.

I'm onboard, but only if he's paid entirely in the make-believe assets he invents.

82 sats \ 7 replies \ @denlillaapan OP 18h

I have a mini miner, so I'm technically making ("unleashing") bitcoin. PAY ME SATS, BITCH #936913

40 sats \ 6 replies \ @Undisciplined 18h

I suspect you have technically not made any new bitcoins.

72 sats \ 5 replies \ @denlillaapan OP 18h

what?! but I mined them, they neeeeew

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42 sats \ 0 replies \ @grayruby 19h

Deal. I suggest an initial 3 month contract to determine how much finance a chief financial engineering officer could engineer if a chief financial engineering officer could engineer finance.

After that we can reevaluate and potentially offer him a permanent role and a seat on the board of old men yelling at clouds if he really engineers the shit out of those finances.