I accept your heart-felt thanks and gratitude

That's cool. 

The point isn't entirely to make myself a shirt, but to make it dead simple for others to do it. Zazzle is a bit more complicated than what I was imagining.

k00b

https://www.zazzle.com/z/8z1ejlbx

) where the t-shirt is open for alteration and ordering.  Today it's on sale too.  Order whatever "Satoshi is _________" shirt you want!  All you have to do is change the text.

bitcoin

Someone take this idea? 'Satoshi is ________' merch

To be specific, @k00b, here is a Zazzle link (https://www.zazzle.com/z/8z1ejlbx) where the t-shirt is open for alteration and ordering.  Today it's on sale too.  Order whatever "Satoshi is _________" shirt you want!  All you have to do is change the text.